Two years ago, police chiefs warned of an impending 'summer of rage' in response to the repercussions of the economic collapse during 2008.
Superintendent David Hartshorn, head of Scotland Yard's public order branch, told The Guardian in February 2009 that conditions were ripe for disorder and established activists "would be good at motivating people, but they haven't had the 'footsoldiers' to actually
carry out [protests]."
Today, there are clear signs of co-ordinated action by a number of political groups with local interests throughout Bournemouth and Poole, a broad spectrum of residents affected by upcoming cuts, not characterised by the stereotypes often afforded to a minority of anarchists whose actions have previously threatened to overshadow the wider protest movement.
These people are not merely 'footsoldiers', they are the disenfranchised with a legitimate voice-doctors, nurses, teachers and those others understandably angry and frightened by the prospect of job losses, pay freezes and economic uncertainty as the gap between rich and poor reaches its widest point 'since the Second World War'.
A co-ordinated national raft of demonstrations by protest group UK Uncut took in destinations from 'London to Hawaii' and reached Bournemouth in between over the past weekend.
Demonstrators unhappy with proposed cuts to services by the coalition government targetted a branch of the Royal Bank of Scotland in Bournemouth town centre on Saturday, a clear display of the group's dissatisfaction with the 84% state-owned bank paying more than 100 of its bankers over £1m last year as services such as hospitals and creches suffer.
The Bournemouth strand of UK Uncut were soon met by opposition, however, with Police Community Support Officer's warning protesters they faced a £60 fine for handing out leaflets to highlight their cause, following complaints from members of the public. It later emerged these were employees from the bank.
During an interview with the Bournemouth Echo, music teacher and group member Paul Williams, 41, from Redhill, Bournemouth, told the local newspaper that he was "campaigning against Government cuts, against bank bonuses and the leaflets also clearly stated our opposition to local cuts to libraries", in response to attending council officers who argued members were breaching the Clean Neighbourhoods and Environment Act.
The Act allows for distribution of leaflets for charity or political or religious purposes. It would appear the Council are somewhat confused with regards to the nature of UK Uncut's grievances, overtly political and perhaps too radical for councillors to comprehend in a newly emboldened local political landscape.
Inspector Peter Browning from Dorset Police commented that the protestors had been "warned about by-laws in the area".
Whilst it is reassuring to hear that the law is being safeguarded, even if subject to debate given the circumstances, Inspector Browning might perhaps feel a modicum of empathy with protesters angry at cuts to frontline services, especially given the recent announcement that Dorset Police would be culling 530 posts over the next four years.
Chief Constable Martin Baker lamented how his is "consistently the worst funded force in the country in terms of government grant per resident".
Another protest was planned to take place this evening outside the Civic Centre in Poole, organised by the Bournemouth and Poole Anti Cuts Coalition (BPACC).
Dismayed at plans made by Poole Borough to make £14 million worth of cuts with as many as 160 job losses, Darren Brown, BPACC chair, made the group's feelings known.
"These cuts will affect real people – and those who need the services most will suffer the most. That simply isn’t fair" he said.
What's clear is that groups such as the BPACC, who are planning a number of demonstrations in the lead up to May council elections, are a sign that locals in the conurbation are mobilising to ensure their voice is heard. The outcome and success of their actions is still unclear however one thing is certain-the collective will of residents to freely protest will not be deterred by officious bye-laws and indifference with so much at stake.
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Tuesday, 1 March 2011
Friday, 25 February 2011
Bournemouth's Continuation of Violence
The last few months have witnessed an alarming increase in violent attacks throughout Bournemouth.
A vicious assault on a taxi driver, grandfather Thomas Newton, during an altercation with two men on Monday night, has further highlighted the perilous continuation of violence in the area.
Mr. Newton's aggressors had demanded money from the father-of-four at the culmination of a journey that was supposed to end peacefully in Boscombe. When the taxi had pulled up in Adeline Road, the attack began, which included the use of a knife, leaving the driver with a neck wound that required three stitches.
The 66-year-old victim has courageously vowed to return to work on Wednesday evening and told the Bournemouth Daily Echo, "It’s made me nervous and I keep looking over my shoulder...I want these men caught and also want to make other taxi drivers aware of the very real dangers they face.”
Violent crime numbers fell across the Bournemouth Division according to the latest statistics made available by Dorset Police. Between April 2007 and March 2008, cases of 'violence against the person' fell by nearly 10% although detections actually fell by close to 600 instances.
Details of Thomas Newton's harrowing ordeal were published as news of another story of violence emerged on Wednesday. These issues will currently appear far more pertinent than outdated police figures. After all, were it not for passing sanitation workers, Mr. Newton could have endured a far worse fate.
Three men are wanted for questioning following an incident on February 4 outside the Bournemouth International Centre where a 22-year-old man from Poole sustained bruising to the head.
In a week that has also seen the conclusion to one of the most high-profile murder cases in the town's history and the conviction of Alan Pickersgill, fears of violent crime have moved onto the agenda.
Pickersgill, 37, has been given a life sentence for the murder of Julie Bywater at his Southbourne flat in May 2010.
The Echo's Neal Butterworth, in his summation of the tragic event, somewhat reductively labelled Pickersgill 'a wrong 'un', which he undoubtedly was although such terminology obviously doesn't begin to describe the full extent of his complex psychosis.
The fact remains that whilst any large town has to grimly expect the inevitabilities of social disorder; Bournemouth's residents have had recent cause to closely examine the deteriorating situation around them.
A vicious assault on a taxi driver, grandfather Thomas Newton, during an altercation with two men on Monday night, has further highlighted the perilous continuation of violence in the area.
Mr. Newton's aggressors had demanded money from the father-of-four at the culmination of a journey that was supposed to end peacefully in Boscombe. When the taxi had pulled up in Adeline Road, the attack began, which included the use of a knife, leaving the driver with a neck wound that required three stitches.
The 66-year-old victim has courageously vowed to return to work on Wednesday evening and told the Bournemouth Daily Echo, "It’s made me nervous and I keep looking over my shoulder...I want these men caught and also want to make other taxi drivers aware of the very real dangers they face.”
Violent crime numbers fell across the Bournemouth Division according to the latest statistics made available by Dorset Police. Between April 2007 and March 2008, cases of 'violence against the person' fell by nearly 10% although detections actually fell by close to 600 instances.
Details of Thomas Newton's harrowing ordeal were published as news of another story of violence emerged on Wednesday. These issues will currently appear far more pertinent than outdated police figures. After all, were it not for passing sanitation workers, Mr. Newton could have endured a far worse fate.
Three men are wanted for questioning following an incident on February 4 outside the Bournemouth International Centre where a 22-year-old man from Poole sustained bruising to the head.
In a week that has also seen the conclusion to one of the most high-profile murder cases in the town's history and the conviction of Alan Pickersgill, fears of violent crime have moved onto the agenda.
Pickersgill, 37, has been given a life sentence for the murder of Julie Bywater at his Southbourne flat in May 2010.
The Echo's Neal Butterworth, in his summation of the tragic event, somewhat reductively labelled Pickersgill 'a wrong 'un', which he undoubtedly was although such terminology obviously doesn't begin to describe the full extent of his complex psychosis.
The fact remains that whilst any large town has to grimly expect the inevitabilities of social disorder; Bournemouth's residents have had recent cause to closely examine the deteriorating situation around them.
Saturday, 5 February 2011
Welcome to Vice City
Fatal stabbings, sex games gone wrong, citizens involved with armed robbery and pot-smoking students. These are the stories hitting the local headlines in Bournemouth. They may even be similar to the archetypal reports across the rest of the nation. That is, except for one important exception. These are all close to home.
This isn't post-modern revelling in Bournemouth's murky underworld nor a puritanical critique. This is just life and the current state of affairs in a town beset by scandal, intrigue and circulating rumours.
After an initial ban on releasing details of the deceased in the ongoing Moordown stabbing case, the Daily Echo appealed to the courts and more information has been released.
Mahmud Ibrahim Bakir, a 28-year-old man from Wimborne Road, Bournemouth, near the scene of the crime, has been charged with the murder of 20-year-old Kewen Khorsheed in the early hours of the fateful morning of Thursday 27 January.
Along with three other men, Bakir will appear at Winchester Crown Court on Monday 7 February.
Bournmouth man Anthony Bado was involved in a criminal gang responsible for the theft of watches and jewellery worth more than £3.5 million. The spate of robberies, mainly across southern England, led to Bado of St. Clements, Boscombe, being jailed for 12 years.
Meanwhile, another murder case filling column inches has been that of Julie Bywater, 32, last May. She was allegedly strangled by ex-boyfriend Alan Pickersgill, 37, a trainee masseur who had become obsessed with Ms Bywater after their brief relationship fizzled out.
Pickersgill, of Southbourne, Bournemouth, had invited Bywater to his flat where the incident took place. He claims the murder was a result of a 'sex game gone wrong', a strangulation intended to generate erotic pleasure at the point of asphyixiation rather than a cold, brutal murder by an obsessive, as portrayed by Anthony Donne QC, prosecuting.
As that case continues, Bournemouth residents have also been regailed with accounts of the explusion of 'a number of students' from the Bishop of Winchester school in Mallard Road, Bournemouth.
The familiar cause of their exclusion-hash, blow, pot, weed, cannabis, green, the herb. Although the school was not prepared to expand on the exact reasons for their actions or the number of pupils permanently excluded, Principal Paul McKeown said: “The academy is determined to demonstrate zero tolerance towards behaviour that threatens children’s safety.
“As a consequence, it is with regret that a small number of students involved in this isolated incident will be permanently excluded,” he told the Echo.
These are the narratives of modern-day Bournemouth. From the bunga-bunga parties of sleepy Winton back streets to the drink and drug induced haze of Charminster Road, the local media has had much to ponder in the trickle of newsworthiness to emerge recently. This is just the proverbial tip of the iceberg. This is Vice City. Keep looking.
This isn't post-modern revelling in Bournemouth's murky underworld nor a puritanical critique. This is just life and the current state of affairs in a town beset by scandal, intrigue and circulating rumours.
After an initial ban on releasing details of the deceased in the ongoing Moordown stabbing case, the Daily Echo appealed to the courts and more information has been released.
Mahmud Ibrahim Bakir, a 28-year-old man from Wimborne Road, Bournemouth, near the scene of the crime, has been charged with the murder of 20-year-old Kewen Khorsheed in the early hours of the fateful morning of Thursday 27 January.
Along with three other men, Bakir will appear at Winchester Crown Court on Monday 7 February.
Bournmouth man Anthony Bado was involved in a criminal gang responsible for the theft of watches and jewellery worth more than £3.5 million. The spate of robberies, mainly across southern England, led to Bado of St. Clements, Boscombe, being jailed for 12 years.
Meanwhile, another murder case filling column inches has been that of Julie Bywater, 32, last May. She was allegedly strangled by ex-boyfriend Alan Pickersgill, 37, a trainee masseur who had become obsessed with Ms Bywater after their brief relationship fizzled out.
Pickersgill, of Southbourne, Bournemouth, had invited Bywater to his flat where the incident took place. He claims the murder was a result of a 'sex game gone wrong', a strangulation intended to generate erotic pleasure at the point of asphyixiation rather than a cold, brutal murder by an obsessive, as portrayed by Anthony Donne QC, prosecuting.
As that case continues, Bournemouth residents have also been regailed with accounts of the explusion of 'a number of students' from the Bishop of Winchester school in Mallard Road, Bournemouth.
The familiar cause of their exclusion-hash, blow, pot, weed, cannabis, green, the herb. Although the school was not prepared to expand on the exact reasons for their actions or the number of pupils permanently excluded, Principal Paul McKeown said: “The academy is determined to demonstrate zero tolerance towards behaviour that threatens children’s safety.
“As a consequence, it is with regret that a small number of students involved in this isolated incident will be permanently excluded,” he told the Echo.
These are the narratives of modern-day Bournemouth. From the bunga-bunga parties of sleepy Winton back streets to the drink and drug induced haze of Charminster Road, the local media has had much to ponder in the trickle of newsworthiness to emerge recently. This is just the proverbial tip of the iceberg. This is Vice City. Keep looking.
Saturday, 8 January 2011
Build It And They Will Come? Another Tesco Prepares to Open in Bournemouth
Although the title header, "build it and they will come" is probably a tenet unlikely to hold much sway in the business world, it is one pertinent in relation to the forthcoming opening of a new Tesco Metro store in Bournemouth.
The line is a poignant paraphrase from the 1989 film Field of Dreams, a sports fantasy based on the tale of a man who builds a baseball field for ghosts. After a year has passed by, the spectres eventally begin to make use of the facility.
One suspects that it will not take as long for the residents of Bournemouth to visit the new Tesco store, located in the prominent unit off the Square that was previously occupied by the now defunct UK arm of the Borders bookstore chain.
When a Tesco store opens, people soon follow with £3.2bn pre-tax profits from the past financial year testament to the supermarket's ongoing success despite the effects of a recession.
Their newest addition to Bournemouth, a medium-sized Metro version, will open on Monday 17 January at 8am following reports that 791 people had applied for the 85 jobs available.
Naturally, president of Bournemouth Chanber of Trade and Commerce, Nigel Hedges, is happy that unit is now occupied with the fresh employment opportunities that the opening will bring to the town.
He told Bournemouth's Daily Echo, "It’s a big store to fill and it needed to be filled. It’s creating employment and getting the lights on in a prime unit."
Arm Chairs & Deck Chairs has been garnering online opinion from residents about the opening. Comments on the Echo website have highlighted how divided the local populous are on the issue.
Those in favour of the opening include 'Tamrin' who announced their recent successful application to join the supermarket giant.
The poster in question said, "I am one of the lucky people who got a job at Tesco ,only part time (17hrs) mind you but i can't wait until the overtime kicks in and i can say goodbye to the job centre and its arrogant staff." (sic)
This particular user is obviously delighted at finding employment following a period without a job and went further in praising the opportunity that the new role could bring by adding, "its all about getting your foot in the door and playing your cards right once your in!"
There are others who share 'Tamrin's' sentiments, welcoming the economic benefits to the town centre. Undoubtledly, the creation of 85 new jobs is a fillip besides the occupation of the redundant former Borders unit.
Meanwhile, various other posters have criticised the supposed lack of neccessity for another Tesco in the town, especially given the close proximity of one of the chain's Express stores, less than a mile away in the Triangle.
'Markmag' commented, "They won't close the Triangle - Tesco don't close stores. What it does mean is you'll have the choice to buy at the triangle at Express prices or at the Square at Metro prices."
With regards to Tesco's policy on opening new stores, no matter how close they are to others, this particular poster alluded to an issue where Tesco have publicly rebuffed criticism.
Addressing points made to the chain by the Competition Commission, in one instance by the Scottish Grocers' Federation, Tesco denied having a policy to deliberately build stores near to existing stores.
The response reads: "In some cases we do operate stores in close proximity, in densely populated areas where a single store would suffer from over-crowding and congestion that customers do not like. We only open stores where we can identify customer demand and we work with the grain of the planning regime to meet local needs."
'CrashTest1976' makes the point that "The store creates 85 much needed jobs for the people of Bournemouth. Quit your whining about prices and recognise that 85 Bournemouth families will now have an income they didn't have before!" however perhaps this poster, whilst recognising the social and financial benefits of employment, fails to recognise the worrying continuing trend of low-paid service based work in the town.
This is an issue not limited to Bournemouth. Even by the Council's admission in a recent study of the local labour market, Bournemouth's economy centres on a "significant number of service based jobs (particularly) in the leisure and tourism industry, which tend, to be lower paid," with 91.4% of jobs in the service sector.
Closely following the opening of another retail giant in the town centre, namely the feted introduction of a Primark store in November, Tesco's new Bourne Avenue site is another example of the service sector offering its wares in the age of austerity.
It would be foolish to write-off the new store given the success of the chain's aggressive expansion policy thus far. After all, rightly or wrongly, Tesco may be the only viable option in depressed economic conditons where independent stores had already previously struggled to compete.
The line is a poignant paraphrase from the 1989 film Field of Dreams, a sports fantasy based on the tale of a man who builds a baseball field for ghosts. After a year has passed by, the spectres eventally begin to make use of the facility.
One suspects that it will not take as long for the residents of Bournemouth to visit the new Tesco store, located in the prominent unit off the Square that was previously occupied by the now defunct UK arm of the Borders bookstore chain.
When a Tesco store opens, people soon follow with £3.2bn pre-tax profits from the past financial year testament to the supermarket's ongoing success despite the effects of a recession.
Their newest addition to Bournemouth, a medium-sized Metro version, will open on Monday 17 January at 8am following reports that 791 people had applied for the 85 jobs available.
Naturally, president of Bournemouth Chanber of Trade and Commerce, Nigel Hedges, is happy that unit is now occupied with the fresh employment opportunities that the opening will bring to the town.
He told Bournemouth's Daily Echo, "It’s a big store to fill and it needed to be filled. It’s creating employment and getting the lights on in a prime unit."
Arm Chairs & Deck Chairs has been garnering online opinion from residents about the opening. Comments on the Echo website have highlighted how divided the local populous are on the issue.
Those in favour of the opening include 'Tamrin' who announced their recent successful application to join the supermarket giant.
The poster in question said, "I am one of the lucky people who got a job at Tesco ,only part time (17hrs) mind you but i can't wait until the overtime kicks in and i can say goodbye to the job centre and its arrogant staff." (sic)
This particular user is obviously delighted at finding employment following a period without a job and went further in praising the opportunity that the new role could bring by adding, "its all about getting your foot in the door and playing your cards right once your in!"
There are others who share 'Tamrin's' sentiments, welcoming the economic benefits to the town centre. Undoubtledly, the creation of 85 new jobs is a fillip besides the occupation of the redundant former Borders unit.
Meanwhile, various other posters have criticised the supposed lack of neccessity for another Tesco in the town, especially given the close proximity of one of the chain's Express stores, less than a mile away in the Triangle.
'Markmag' commented, "They won't close the Triangle - Tesco don't close stores. What it does mean is you'll have the choice to buy at the triangle at Express prices or at the Square at Metro prices."
With regards to Tesco's policy on opening new stores, no matter how close they are to others, this particular poster alluded to an issue where Tesco have publicly rebuffed criticism.
Addressing points made to the chain by the Competition Commission, in one instance by the Scottish Grocers' Federation, Tesco denied having a policy to deliberately build stores near to existing stores.
The response reads: "In some cases we do operate stores in close proximity, in densely populated areas where a single store would suffer from over-crowding and congestion that customers do not like. We only open stores where we can identify customer demand and we work with the grain of the planning regime to meet local needs."
'CrashTest1976' makes the point that "The store creates 85 much needed jobs for the people of Bournemouth. Quit your whining about prices and recognise that 85 Bournemouth families will now have an income they didn't have before!" however perhaps this poster, whilst recognising the social and financial benefits of employment, fails to recognise the worrying continuing trend of low-paid service based work in the town.
This is an issue not limited to Bournemouth. Even by the Council's admission in a recent study of the local labour market, Bournemouth's economy centres on a "significant number of service based jobs (particularly) in the leisure and tourism industry, which tend, to be lower paid," with 91.4% of jobs in the service sector.
Closely following the opening of another retail giant in the town centre, namely the feted introduction of a Primark store in November, Tesco's new Bourne Avenue site is another example of the service sector offering its wares in the age of austerity.
It would be foolish to write-off the new store given the success of the chain's aggressive expansion policy thus far. After all, rightly or wrongly, Tesco may be the only viable option in depressed economic conditons where independent stores had already previously struggled to compete.
Saturday, 25 December 2010
Merry Christmas from Arm Chairs & Deck Chairs!
Another year has flown by and we are now preparing to usher in 2011! Merry Christmas and a happy New Year from Arm Chairs & Deck Chairs, the blog that covers news and opinion relating to the towns of High Wycombe and Bournemouth.
At the beginning of this year, I was busy with The Collected Thoughts of Nobody Special before the transition to the blog in its current form. By focussing on localised and specialist content, including issues relating to Wycombe Wanderers F.C and Bournemouth news, I have been able to concentrate on matters close to my heart. It has also enabled me to participate in active discussions, including those surrounding the tense developments in Wycombe Wanderers' proposals to build a new stadium in Booker.
I am delighted to have been able to contribute to the club fanzine, The Wanderer, and express my views on all things WWFC.
Throughout 2011, the remit of this blog will continue to be to provide news and opinion from the same locales with a strong emphasis on the travails of Wycombe Wanderers too.
If you have an opinion on any matter relating to High Wycombe or Bournemouth, whether it be the stadium plan, the High Speed Rail Link (HS2) through Buckinghamshire or Bournemouth's ever changing news landscape, then I'd love to publish your contributions to the debate. Please feel free to tweet me @williwycombe, email me at willgeldart@hotmail.co.uk or phone the newsdesk through Skype by searching for williwycombe.
Have a great Christmas and an even better New Year.
williwycombe
At the beginning of this year, I was busy with The Collected Thoughts of Nobody Special before the transition to the blog in its current form. By focussing on localised and specialist content, including issues relating to Wycombe Wanderers F.C and Bournemouth news, I have been able to concentrate on matters close to my heart. It has also enabled me to participate in active discussions, including those surrounding the tense developments in Wycombe Wanderers' proposals to build a new stadium in Booker.
I am delighted to have been able to contribute to the club fanzine, The Wanderer, and express my views on all things WWFC.
Throughout 2011, the remit of this blog will continue to be to provide news and opinion from the same locales with a strong emphasis on the travails of Wycombe Wanderers too.
If you have an opinion on any matter relating to High Wycombe or Bournemouth, whether it be the stadium plan, the High Speed Rail Link (HS2) through Buckinghamshire or Bournemouth's ever changing news landscape, then I'd love to publish your contributions to the debate. Please feel free to tweet me @williwycombe, email me at willgeldart@hotmail.co.uk or phone the newsdesk through Skype by searching for williwycombe.
Have a great Christmas and an even better New Year.
williwycombe
Sunday, 5 December 2010
The Potential Decline of Bournemouth's Alcohol Based Economy
Bournemouth's image changed dramatically throughout the noughties. Once supposedly the favoured retreat of the 'blue rinse brigade', a term used to describe right-leaning pensioners, the seaside town has become synoymous with groups of raucous stag and hen parties in search of a vibrant club scene.
Partying is big business in Bournemouth however the landscape of its lauded night-time economy could be about to change dramatically after an announcement that stated local councils could be about to receive extra powers to deal with the excesses of the demon drink.
The perception of Bournemouth as a south-coast party hub has only been accentuated in recent years by the passing of infamous drinking legislation by the previous Government in 2003.
The 24-hour drinking laws aimed at creating a continental style cafe culture. The ability for pubs and clubs to stagger closing times purported to decrease levels of street violence in towns and cities, allegedly caused as trouble brewed within the throng of people leaving licensed premises at a standardised hour.
Critics, including the new coalition Government, have decried the rise in binge drinking and anti-social behaviour attributed in part to the aforementioned, with a review promised following their election in May.
One of the strictest sanctions that could be made available is the power for local councils to 'impose a blanket ban on specific areas, in which all premises will be barred from selling alcohol between midnight and 6am.'
Another alternative would be to force those premises who choose to open later to pay a levy towards extra policing and the subsequent clean-up operation, believed to be 'up to £4,480 and could generate between £9m and £15m nationally.'
No doubt there will be a polarisation of opinion on the merits of these new powers, should they materialise.
Bournemouth residents have often chided the ill effects of the night-time economy as the town centre, particularly its party strip on Old Christchurch Road, has at times resembled a war zone. Regularly, as those who pass through early on Saturday and Sunday mornings will attest, it is akin to a rubbish dump.
Another common source of debate in relation to the clean-up operation centres on who is to blame for the mess with outside visitors often derided. This, however, misses the point and is ultimately a futile line of inquiry, despite a recent Daily Echo poll favouring a ban on stag and hen parties in the town.
There is most definitely a national, as well as local need, to challenge the downside of excessive alcohol consumption. After all, according to estimates from 2002, Britons spent £17 billion a year on alcohol, figures based on information available nearly a decade ago, no doubt with a continuing trend.
The question is, from these bile filled heady days to arguably draconian measures, how far will the pendulum swing and how successful can these planned powers possibly hope to be?
It is not merely pubs and clubs that may suffer should any limit to their opening hours be imposed or if they refuse to pay for keeping the party alive into the small hours.
Restaurants, hotels and shops also depend on the knock-on effect of Bournemouth's hedonistic lustre and should barflies, both local and from further afield, feel the town has lost its edge, it could mean even harder times ahead for a hospitality trade already fighting the fall-out from a crippling recession.
It is worth remembering that the seeds have already been sown for a potential decline in the fortunes of Bournemouth's evening entertainments. Former nightclub tycoon, Richard Carr, saw his empire dismantled in 2008 following a spate of expensive acquisitions that failed to make significant enough returns.
Ultimately, in maintaining the economic benefits to the town of a strong night-time economy and managing anti-social behaviour, efforts to curb any disturbance caused will have to strike a fine balance.
Ruling that convenience stores may not be able to sell alcohol after midnight should not have too much of a detrimental effect. Meanwhile, restricting licenced premises to certain opening hours will only serve to ensure larger groups of intoxicated partygoers will be heading home at the same time, with the potential for trouble as they leave town or scramble to the nearest venue still open.
With the Government's insistence that the private sector should be the driver for economic revival, local pubs and clubs may have to accept any extra charges levied to clean up their act, even if there are protestations and accusations that the exercise merely amounts to the Council lining their coffers.
Indeed, it is the responsibility of local government to act too. The Bournemouth Quality Nights (BQN) Initiative is one of the Council's key projects. Two of its tenets are particularly poignant in maintaining the strength of this vital cog in the economic lifeblood of the town.
Under the sub-heading of 'Exciting', the vision statement reads that the Council maintain a desire for 'A vibrant and varied choice of high quality entertainment (which) should be one of Bournemouth’s defining characteristics.'
Fair enough. The article goes on to state that Bournemouth must be market leading and that 'A key aim of the Bournemouth Community Plan is to create a World Class Resort. To achieve this the night-time economy must be at the forefront of new initiatives to improve customer service, choice and safety.'
Again, the lure of an attractive night-time offering is paramount to the future economic success of the town. Naturally, it will be more difficult to adhere to this outlined vision should pubs and clubs object to any levy.
Besides, there is also the complexity of creating appealing alternatives as any other activities are unlikely to generate as much money as our drink dependency.
One aspect of the Town Vision document focuses on plans to develop the site of the iconic Winter Gardens. This includes proposals designed to detach the local populous from viewing an evening of inebriated bonhomie as the sole way to enjoy a night out on the town.
The details outlined include a new 'leisure, hotel and residential complex including cinemas, shops, parking and landscaped areas. The move would bring an estimated £60million of inward investment to the town centre'.
The plans, however, if and when they come to fruition, are a strictly medium to long-term project with the developer given until 1st March 2012 to obtain planning permission with the possibility that the project would not near completion until years later.
With regards to proposed levies, whether any such charges would be the proverbial 'nail in the coffin' remains to be seen. One thing is certain; altering the local and national psyche will not be achieved by levies, taxes and regressive laws. Like the alcoholic in search of an epiphany, any change will be much harder to engineer.
The dual aim of discouraging binge drinking whilst providing alternative forms of recreation, remains for the time being at least, merely a pipedream. The short-term future for the night-time economy needs to be secured before any foregrounded ambitions can be realised.
Partying is big business in Bournemouth however the landscape of its lauded night-time economy could be about to change dramatically after an announcement that stated local councils could be about to receive extra powers to deal with the excesses of the demon drink.
The perception of Bournemouth as a south-coast party hub has only been accentuated in recent years by the passing of infamous drinking legislation by the previous Government in 2003.
The 24-hour drinking laws aimed at creating a continental style cafe culture. The ability for pubs and clubs to stagger closing times purported to decrease levels of street violence in towns and cities, allegedly caused as trouble brewed within the throng of people leaving licensed premises at a standardised hour.
Critics, including the new coalition Government, have decried the rise in binge drinking and anti-social behaviour attributed in part to the aforementioned, with a review promised following their election in May.
One of the strictest sanctions that could be made available is the power for local councils to 'impose a blanket ban on specific areas, in which all premises will be barred from selling alcohol between midnight and 6am.'
Another alternative would be to force those premises who choose to open later to pay a levy towards extra policing and the subsequent clean-up operation, believed to be 'up to £4,480 and could generate between £9m and £15m nationally.'
No doubt there will be a polarisation of opinion on the merits of these new powers, should they materialise.
Bournemouth residents have often chided the ill effects of the night-time economy as the town centre, particularly its party strip on Old Christchurch Road, has at times resembled a war zone. Regularly, as those who pass through early on Saturday and Sunday mornings will attest, it is akin to a rubbish dump.
Another common source of debate in relation to the clean-up operation centres on who is to blame for the mess with outside visitors often derided. This, however, misses the point and is ultimately a futile line of inquiry, despite a recent Daily Echo poll favouring a ban on stag and hen parties in the town.
There is most definitely a national, as well as local need, to challenge the downside of excessive alcohol consumption. After all, according to estimates from 2002, Britons spent £17 billion a year on alcohol, figures based on information available nearly a decade ago, no doubt with a continuing trend.
The question is, from these bile filled heady days to arguably draconian measures, how far will the pendulum swing and how successful can these planned powers possibly hope to be?
It is not merely pubs and clubs that may suffer should any limit to their opening hours be imposed or if they refuse to pay for keeping the party alive into the small hours.
Restaurants, hotels and shops also depend on the knock-on effect of Bournemouth's hedonistic lustre and should barflies, both local and from further afield, feel the town has lost its edge, it could mean even harder times ahead for a hospitality trade already fighting the fall-out from a crippling recession.
It is worth remembering that the seeds have already been sown for a potential decline in the fortunes of Bournemouth's evening entertainments. Former nightclub tycoon, Richard Carr, saw his empire dismantled in 2008 following a spate of expensive acquisitions that failed to make significant enough returns.
Ultimately, in maintaining the economic benefits to the town of a strong night-time economy and managing anti-social behaviour, efforts to curb any disturbance caused will have to strike a fine balance.
Ruling that convenience stores may not be able to sell alcohol after midnight should not have too much of a detrimental effect. Meanwhile, restricting licenced premises to certain opening hours will only serve to ensure larger groups of intoxicated partygoers will be heading home at the same time, with the potential for trouble as they leave town or scramble to the nearest venue still open.
With the Government's insistence that the private sector should be the driver for economic revival, local pubs and clubs may have to accept any extra charges levied to clean up their act, even if there are protestations and accusations that the exercise merely amounts to the Council lining their coffers.
Indeed, it is the responsibility of local government to act too. The Bournemouth Quality Nights (BQN) Initiative is one of the Council's key projects. Two of its tenets are particularly poignant in maintaining the strength of this vital cog in the economic lifeblood of the town.
Under the sub-heading of 'Exciting', the vision statement reads that the Council maintain a desire for 'A vibrant and varied choice of high quality entertainment (which) should be one of Bournemouth’s defining characteristics.'
Fair enough. The article goes on to state that Bournemouth must be market leading and that 'A key aim of the Bournemouth Community Plan is to create a World Class Resort. To achieve this the night-time economy must be at the forefront of new initiatives to improve customer service, choice and safety.'
Again, the lure of an attractive night-time offering is paramount to the future economic success of the town. Naturally, it will be more difficult to adhere to this outlined vision should pubs and clubs object to any levy.
Besides, there is also the complexity of creating appealing alternatives as any other activities are unlikely to generate as much money as our drink dependency.
One aspect of the Town Vision document focuses on plans to develop the site of the iconic Winter Gardens. This includes proposals designed to detach the local populous from viewing an evening of inebriated bonhomie as the sole way to enjoy a night out on the town.
The details outlined include a new 'leisure, hotel and residential complex including cinemas, shops, parking and landscaped areas. The move would bring an estimated £60million of inward investment to the town centre'.
The plans, however, if and when they come to fruition, are a strictly medium to long-term project with the developer given until 1st March 2012 to obtain planning permission with the possibility that the project would not near completion until years later.
With regards to proposed levies, whether any such charges would be the proverbial 'nail in the coffin' remains to be seen. One thing is certain; altering the local and national psyche will not be achieved by levies, taxes and regressive laws. Like the alcoholic in search of an epiphany, any change will be much harder to engineer.
The dual aim of discouraging binge drinking whilst providing alternative forms of recreation, remains for the time being at least, merely a pipedream. The short-term future for the night-time economy needs to be secured before any foregrounded ambitions can be realised.
Monday, 22 November 2010
Pudsey Bear and the Peculiarities of Local News
There is no doubt that the way we consume news has transformed the media landscape, even at a local level.
Improvements in access to news and journalism mean that even the more obscure stories, often overlooked when browsing through the print version of a favoured publication, can achieve a high-ranking status owing to their popularity online.
As web news channels rank their stories in terms of most read and popularity, nuggets of news gold are unearthed as they rise to prominence.
As Bournemouth's Daily Echo launches an internet research project to gauge how users view content online, the peculiar story of how a famous fundraising mascot 'nearly caused a riot' at a local school finds itself top of the charts as residents revel in its newsworthy peculiarity.
Cue my own surprise whilst reading the headline 'Children in Need fundraiser cancelled after Pudsey sparks near riot' as I trawled through the daily digest sent to my email inbox.
Pudsey Bear, the furry face of the Children in Need telethon was due to appear at Ashdown Technology College, Canford Heath however his suprise appearance resulted in hundereds of children stampeding to greet his arrival and that of a local TV crew by helicopter on the school field.
As a result, the decision was taken to halt proceedings and a planned non-uniform day was scrapped as punishment and rescheduled.
Despite the relatively comical nature of the piece, it is perhaps a sad indictment that the paper's headline story, 'Help David, 5, make the most of his last weeks of life' was relegated to the number five slot on the most-read list.
Contrast this with High Wycombe's Bucks Free Press and it's stories of the day, the most obscure relating to the planned entrace by Father Christmas by air ambulance having to be toned down to the slightly less glamorous arrival by fire engine after an emergency call-out for the Thames Valley and Chiltern helicopter. Presumably, his reindeer were unavailable.
This gem has only managed to rank number eight in the most-read standings as the more sobering 'Fire at student halls' and 'Linford Christie unable to attend Wycombe court appearance' hold sway. Viva the (social media) revolution.
Improvements in access to news and journalism mean that even the more obscure stories, often overlooked when browsing through the print version of a favoured publication, can achieve a high-ranking status owing to their popularity online.
As web news channels rank their stories in terms of most read and popularity, nuggets of news gold are unearthed as they rise to prominence.
As Bournemouth's Daily Echo launches an internet research project to gauge how users view content online, the peculiar story of how a famous fundraising mascot 'nearly caused a riot' at a local school finds itself top of the charts as residents revel in its newsworthy peculiarity.
Cue my own surprise whilst reading the headline 'Children in Need fundraiser cancelled after Pudsey sparks near riot' as I trawled through the daily digest sent to my email inbox.
Pudsey Bear, the furry face of the Children in Need telethon was due to appear at Ashdown Technology College, Canford Heath however his suprise appearance resulted in hundereds of children stampeding to greet his arrival and that of a local TV crew by helicopter on the school field.
As a result, the decision was taken to halt proceedings and a planned non-uniform day was scrapped as punishment and rescheduled.
Despite the relatively comical nature of the piece, it is perhaps a sad indictment that the paper's headline story, 'Help David, 5, make the most of his last weeks of life' was relegated to the number five slot on the most-read list.
Contrast this with High Wycombe's Bucks Free Press and it's stories of the day, the most obscure relating to the planned entrace by Father Christmas by air ambulance having to be toned down to the slightly less glamorous arrival by fire engine after an emergency call-out for the Thames Valley and Chiltern helicopter. Presumably, his reindeer were unavailable.
This gem has only managed to rank number eight in the most-read standings as the more sobering 'Fire at student halls' and 'Linford Christie unable to attend Wycombe court appearance' hold sway. Viva the (social media) revolution.
Sunday, 31 October 2010
Halloween in Bournemouth
I don't get Halloween. Well, I understand its premise and existence but as some kind of night of revellry, I only see the tills of retailers and licenced establishments ringing loudest to its spooky tune.
I guess that's why, on a no doubt thoroughly lucrative evening for the aforementioned, I was wearily pulling the covers over my head at the miserly time of 11 p.m.
The fact I'd wolfed down a chicken korma and was suffering the effects of chronic indigestion did nothing to help my countenance. As those in the flat above did the 'Monster Mash' and sipped on ghost cocktails, I was already prepared to enjoy the extra hour in bed as the clocks went back, not really giving a shit.
I suppose my miserabilist loathing of fancy dress affects my ability to enjoy this imported 'holiday'. It's not that I don't appreciate others' fine skeleton make-up, it's just that I feel a complete tool when similarly daubed.
So whilst baristas and the free-spirited had an excuse, if ever one was needed, to dress up and consume vast quantities of intoxicating substances, this scrooge was fast asleep with the sounds of yet another re-run of Friends in the background, drowning out the screams from drink-addled students frequenting the Winton house party scene.
I guess that's why, on a no doubt thoroughly lucrative evening for the aforementioned, I was wearily pulling the covers over my head at the miserly time of 11 p.m.
The fact I'd wolfed down a chicken korma and was suffering the effects of chronic indigestion did nothing to help my countenance. As those in the flat above did the 'Monster Mash' and sipped on ghost cocktails, I was already prepared to enjoy the extra hour in bed as the clocks went back, not really giving a shit.
I suppose my miserabilist loathing of fancy dress affects my ability to enjoy this imported 'holiday'. It's not that I don't appreciate others' fine skeleton make-up, it's just that I feel a complete tool when similarly daubed.
So whilst baristas and the free-spirited had an excuse, if ever one was needed, to dress up and consume vast quantities of intoxicating substances, this scrooge was fast asleep with the sounds of yet another re-run of Friends in the background, drowning out the screams from drink-addled students frequenting the Winton house party scene.
Tuesday, 28 September 2010
A Very British Rebellion?
Hats off to the Recessionairs for taking on those ghastly banks. A very British rebellion against corporate greed has taken place in Westbourne, Bournemouth this past weekend.
As reported through the Daily Echo, a group calling themselves the 'Recessionairs' bricked up the entrance to a branch of Barclays bank in the seaside suburb in protest against the whole banking network's refusal to loan money to small businesses, calling in overdrafts and paying punitive interest rates on savings while charging higher rates on loans.
Property developer, Cameron Hope, 59, organised the protest along with fellow developer, Charlie Townsend, 49, from Poole. Friend Les Dawson, 66, is the other member of the rebellious triumvirate.
Dawson's comments strike at the heart of the nature of the trio's expression of anger.
“Somebody’s got to say something. We’re all too apathetic in this country; we need to be a bit more like France.
“We’re not here for a jape, we’re here to bring a serious problem to people’s attention.”
Shortly after the bricks were put up, two police officers arrived to ask the men to remove their protest though not before a photo opportunity with the local press.
As Dawson points out, this kind of direct action is usually anathema to the majority of Britons who still regard the stiff upper-lip as the dignified way of dealing with problems.
When it comes to the subject of banks and bosses' pay though, even the rage of a middle England normally full of hot-air and bravado is being translated into concerted action.
Whether you agree with the views of a few property developers obviously out to make a quick buck themselves, the feelings evident are clear. The British Bankers' Association stressed that "The UK’s banks have established a taskforce to report to the government on exactly this issue – addressing how banks can further help small businesses through the recovery."
For the time being at least, this might not be enough. People want decisive action, not more bluster.
As reported through the Daily Echo, a group calling themselves the 'Recessionairs' bricked up the entrance to a branch of Barclays bank in the seaside suburb in protest against the whole banking network's refusal to loan money to small businesses, calling in overdrafts and paying punitive interest rates on savings while charging higher rates on loans.
Property developer, Cameron Hope, 59, organised the protest along with fellow developer, Charlie Townsend, 49, from Poole. Friend Les Dawson, 66, is the other member of the rebellious triumvirate.
Dawson's comments strike at the heart of the nature of the trio's expression of anger.
“Somebody’s got to say something. We’re all too apathetic in this country; we need to be a bit more like France.
“We’re not here for a jape, we’re here to bring a serious problem to people’s attention.”
Shortly after the bricks were put up, two police officers arrived to ask the men to remove their protest though not before a photo opportunity with the local press.
As Dawson points out, this kind of direct action is usually anathema to the majority of Britons who still regard the stiff upper-lip as the dignified way of dealing with problems.
When it comes to the subject of banks and bosses' pay though, even the rage of a middle England normally full of hot-air and bravado is being translated into concerted action.
Whether you agree with the views of a few property developers obviously out to make a quick buck themselves, the feelings evident are clear. The British Bankers' Association stressed that "The UK’s banks have established a taskforce to report to the government on exactly this issue – addressing how banks can further help small businesses through the recovery."
For the time being at least, this might not be enough. People want decisive action, not more bluster.
Wednesday, 8 September 2010
Dirty, Stinking Bournemouth
It's the Council, the pubs, the clubs, the take-aways, the cheap booze, those lascivious hens, those haughty stags. Everyone's pointing the finger of blame at all and sundry apart from themselves when it comes to the subject of Bournemouth's messy streets following another hedonistic weekend on the south coast.
Council cabinet member David Smith has made his feelings known on the state of Bournemouth's streets followings evenings of revelry, describing them as resembling a "pigsty".
He told a meeting: “You’d be appalled if you saw Bournemouth every morning; we have to go out and pick up the litter left behind by the night-time economy.”
Disgraced former Leader of the Council and porn aficionado Stephen MacLoughlin ironically added that the town had lost its once sterling reputation.
He told the Daily Echo that "people are not proud of Bournemouth anymore", a comment that has been pounced upon by the baying masses of Echo internet respondents still seething from the fall-out following 'Porngate'.
No doubt most of those slighted by MacLoughlin would probably never admit to having a quick look at the errant copy of Nuts magazine accidently moved to the classic car section of Sainsbury's.
So, where does the blame lie? The obvious answer is we must share the responsibility of keeping our town clean and act collectively. It might also help if we were to be empowered by local and central government to enact appropriate rule changes to curb the nasty side of effects of 24-hour drinking legislation.
Fines for the mindless act of inebriated littering would no doubt be difficult to enforce, especially with limited police manpower to target isolated offenders in the throng of a Saturday night.
Ensuring clubs have the power (and also the inclination) to have a sensible last entry time could be one positive step forward.
I'm a man about town so I don't wish to sound too reactionary at the risk of being hypocritical. I've stumbled into night clubs at 5am to get that one last drink. But even I am wondering if that's such a good thing and whether I'd really miss that kind of 'luxury', In the past, I think my brain and liver have asked the same question too with a similar outcome.
That fine bastion of corporate responsibility, McDonald's, has been sounded out as an example to follow. The 'McDonald's Solution', as I like to call it, refers to the Bournemouth town centre branch and its approach to littering outside its frontage. If it's in their vicinity, provided it doesn't cross the force field across the road to Roddis House, their workers will clean it up.
But why should Dallas Chicken clean up mess brought along by Joe Benson or Sharon Hedges if they've accumulated polystyrene containers from Hot Diggidy Dog and carelessly dropped them on the street corner?
The answer: because we're all in this together. Until all parties responsible muster the collective spirit of common sense and civic togetherness, we're all going to suffer the wider repercussions that local and national legislation have wrought. Combined with increasing mind-numbing idiocy and abandon of personal responsibility for our actions, the consequences of failing to face up to this and other problems affecting our town will only lead to further decline.
Just put the damn chip packet in the bin, eh? That is, if you can find one.
Council cabinet member David Smith has made his feelings known on the state of Bournemouth's streets followings evenings of revelry, describing them as resembling a "pigsty".
He told a meeting: “You’d be appalled if you saw Bournemouth every morning; we have to go out and pick up the litter left behind by the night-time economy.”
Disgraced former Leader of the Council and porn aficionado Stephen MacLoughlin ironically added that the town had lost its once sterling reputation.
He told the Daily Echo that "people are not proud of Bournemouth anymore", a comment that has been pounced upon by the baying masses of Echo internet respondents still seething from the fall-out following 'Porngate'.
No doubt most of those slighted by MacLoughlin would probably never admit to having a quick look at the errant copy of Nuts magazine accidently moved to the classic car section of Sainsbury's.
So, where does the blame lie? The obvious answer is we must share the responsibility of keeping our town clean and act collectively. It might also help if we were to be empowered by local and central government to enact appropriate rule changes to curb the nasty side of effects of 24-hour drinking legislation.
Fines for the mindless act of inebriated littering would no doubt be difficult to enforce, especially with limited police manpower to target isolated offenders in the throng of a Saturday night.
Ensuring clubs have the power (and also the inclination) to have a sensible last entry time could be one positive step forward.
I'm a man about town so I don't wish to sound too reactionary at the risk of being hypocritical. I've stumbled into night clubs at 5am to get that one last drink. But even I am wondering if that's such a good thing and whether I'd really miss that kind of 'luxury', In the past, I think my brain and liver have asked the same question too with a similar outcome.
That fine bastion of corporate responsibility, McDonald's, has been sounded out as an example to follow. The 'McDonald's Solution', as I like to call it, refers to the Bournemouth town centre branch and its approach to littering outside its frontage. If it's in their vicinity, provided it doesn't cross the force field across the road to Roddis House, their workers will clean it up.
But why should Dallas Chicken clean up mess brought along by Joe Benson or Sharon Hedges if they've accumulated polystyrene containers from Hot Diggidy Dog and carelessly dropped them on the street corner?
The answer: because we're all in this together. Until all parties responsible muster the collective spirit of common sense and civic togetherness, we're all going to suffer the wider repercussions that local and national legislation have wrought. Combined with increasing mind-numbing idiocy and abandon of personal responsibility for our actions, the consequences of failing to face up to this and other problems affecting our town will only lead to further decline.
Just put the damn chip packet in the bin, eh? That is, if you can find one.
Thursday, 19 August 2010
Air We Go Again!
Take flight fellow Bournemouthians! The third annual More Bus Bournemouth Air Festival sponsored by, affiliated with blah blah, is back.
From today (Thursday 19th August) until Sunday we can expect to see some of our finest birds flying over the town, including perennial crowd pleaser, the deafening Eurofighter Typhoon.
Surprisingly, and against the grain for the miserablists and cynics who inhabit the town, the Air Festival has been an embraced success.
It might clog up our inadequate transport system and residents closer to the seafront might find Toby, Jane, Andrew and Tom parked in front of their driveway, but this has been largely overlooked.
The statistics point to the success and growing stature of the event. The inaugural event back in 2008 was said by Bournemouth Council to have attracted an estimated 750,000 spectators with even more in attendance in 2009.
The weather helped too. Crammed onto the beach or perched on the cliff tops, spectators basked in rare sunshine to enjoy the view.
As for this year, so far, so good with regards to the weather. Although we have been predicted downpours, the sun is trying its best to burn through the clouds.
Riding around town, I've noticed those savvy traders have camped in the Square to peddle their wares. I've spotted an aesthetically pleasing young lady in hot pants promoting my now favourite time of day, Pimm's O’clock. Tally ho!
From today (Thursday 19th August) until Sunday we can expect to see some of our finest birds flying over the town, including perennial crowd pleaser, the deafening Eurofighter Typhoon.
Surprisingly, and against the grain for the miserablists and cynics who inhabit the town, the Air Festival has been an embraced success.
It might clog up our inadequate transport system and residents closer to the seafront might find Toby, Jane, Andrew and Tom parked in front of their driveway, but this has been largely overlooked.
The statistics point to the success and growing stature of the event. The inaugural event back in 2008 was said by Bournemouth Council to have attracted an estimated 750,000 spectators with even more in attendance in 2009.
The weather helped too. Crammed onto the beach or perched on the cliff tops, spectators basked in rare sunshine to enjoy the view.
As for this year, so far, so good with regards to the weather. Although we have been predicted downpours, the sun is trying its best to burn through the clouds.
Riding around town, I've noticed those savvy traders have camped in the Square to peddle their wares. I've spotted an aesthetically pleasing young lady in hot pants promoting my now favourite time of day, Pimm's O’clock. Tally ho!
Sunday, 8 August 2010
Thoughts of the Day: A Bournemouth Resident's Confused Mind
I wasn't very happy about being woken up at 2am. Language schools are now the heartbeat of the Bournemouth economy and students from all over the globe converge on the town each summer.
Hearing rich Arabic tones shouting 'come back you fucking prick' is just briliant, isn't it? This is what our international friends learn and take back to their respective homelands. That one phrase, an almost laughable linguistic titbit for export, annoyed me. I was awake now and had work in the morning. Thankfully it was jovial or as friendly as calling someone a 'fucking prick' can be.
Our motley crew from Sainsbury's Castlepoint played football later in the evening. Since our run of defeats, we've started training and things seem to be slowly improving. There is more cohesion and a spirit amongst the camp is growing. It's 'Clarks: The Re-match' next week so hopefully we can show those shoe sellers a thing or two after our narrow defeat last time we faced them.
It's up at 6.30am to get to Sainsbury's Christchurch tomorrow. I don't mind the long journey. I suppose it gives me a chance to read more about jailed musical impresario and apparent nutjob, Phil Spector. I love the way these types of book describe the ease in which famous faces hone their talents and become successful. 'He picked up a guitar' and then a few chapters later they've taken over the world. Lucky bastards.
Hearing rich Arabic tones shouting 'come back you fucking prick' is just briliant, isn't it? This is what our international friends learn and take back to their respective homelands. That one phrase, an almost laughable linguistic titbit for export, annoyed me. I was awake now and had work in the morning. Thankfully it was jovial or as friendly as calling someone a 'fucking prick' can be.
Our motley crew from Sainsbury's Castlepoint played football later in the evening. Since our run of defeats, we've started training and things seem to be slowly improving. There is more cohesion and a spirit amongst the camp is growing. It's 'Clarks: The Re-match' next week so hopefully we can show those shoe sellers a thing or two after our narrow defeat last time we faced them.
It's up at 6.30am to get to Sainsbury's Christchurch tomorrow. I don't mind the long journey. I suppose it gives me a chance to read more about jailed musical impresario and apparent nutjob, Phil Spector. I love the way these types of book describe the ease in which famous faces hone their talents and become successful. 'He picked up a guitar' and then a few chapters later they've taken over the world. Lucky bastards.
Monday, 7 June 2010
How Safe Do You Feel in Charminster?
Following a recent serious sexual assault on a 36 year-old Ringwood woman in Iddesleigh Road, Charminster, questions have been raised about the general safety of the area.
Iddesleigh Road itself flanks the cemetery and some of its pavements are obscured by the overhanging trees. The woman in question was subjected to the horrific attack on Sunday May 30 at around 5am.
Charminster's 'strip' of shops, clubs, bars and takeaways has people wandering up and down at all times of the day and night. As you venture into the labyrinthine streets, there are often people skulking around too.
Most of these people of course are completely innocent and are just going about their business however the area is known to be a haven for a criminal minority.
Brothels, drug dealers and an array of folk of ill repute all either exist or reside in the suburb and mix with the law abiders.
Locals know of these activities and some have expressed anger, fear, a sense of helplessness and a multitude of other emotions when describing the state of Charminster and the effect crime is having on the area.
Their feelings on walking in the area, day or night, are much the same. Whilst it can be an exciting, invigorating experience to spend an evening in cosmopolitan 'Charmy', there is also a sense of being on edge, especially if walking alone late at night.
Charminster's police community support unit urgently needs to reassure residents that the area is a safe place to visit and with the support of their colleagues, root out the undesirable element that is a blight on this otherwise exhilirating part of Bournemouth.
If you witnessed the attack on May 30 at around 5am or have any information regarding the man, call police on 01202 222222 or the free and anonymous Crimestoppers line, 0800 555 111.
Iddesleigh Road itself flanks the cemetery and some of its pavements are obscured by the overhanging trees. The woman in question was subjected to the horrific attack on Sunday May 30 at around 5am.
Charminster's 'strip' of shops, clubs, bars and takeaways has people wandering up and down at all times of the day and night. As you venture into the labyrinthine streets, there are often people skulking around too.
Most of these people of course are completely innocent and are just going about their business however the area is known to be a haven for a criminal minority.
Brothels, drug dealers and an array of folk of ill repute all either exist or reside in the suburb and mix with the law abiders.
Locals know of these activities and some have expressed anger, fear, a sense of helplessness and a multitude of other emotions when describing the state of Charminster and the effect crime is having on the area.
Their feelings on walking in the area, day or night, are much the same. Whilst it can be an exciting, invigorating experience to spend an evening in cosmopolitan 'Charmy', there is also a sense of being on edge, especially if walking alone late at night.
Charminster's police community support unit urgently needs to reassure residents that the area is a safe place to visit and with the support of their colleagues, root out the undesirable element that is a blight on this otherwise exhilirating part of Bournemouth.
If you witnessed the attack on May 30 at around 5am or have any information regarding the man, call police on 01202 222222 or the free and anonymous Crimestoppers line, 0800 555 111.
Thursday, 27 May 2010
We Will Be Back Soon!
Please let me apologise for the impromptu hiatus of late. Owing to a punishing work and social schedule, I haven't been able to post for a few weeks. Never fear, Arm Chairs & Deck Chairs will be back soon, covering more from Bournemouth and High Wycombe, including Wycombe Wanderers F.C.
There have been a lot of developing stories over the past few weeks, including developments in the Heather Barnett case and the verdict in the Ralph Millward trial has been announced. I'll be looking at these stories and more in the coming weeks.
I'm also looking for more contributions so if you have a passion for news from in and around Bournemouth or High Wycombe, please feel free to get in touch with some ideas! Simply email willgeldart@hotmail.co.uk and I'll reply as soon as possible.
WilliWycombe
There have been a lot of developing stories over the past few weeks, including developments in the Heather Barnett case and the verdict in the Ralph Millward trial has been announced. I'll be looking at these stories and more in the coming weeks.
I'm also looking for more contributions so if you have a passion for news from in and around Bournemouth or High Wycombe, please feel free to get in touch with some ideas! Simply email willgeldart@hotmail.co.uk and I'll reply as soon as possible.
WilliWycombe
Tuesday, 11 May 2010
Bournemouth's Lap Dancing Clubs Under Threat
Bournemouth has undergone many changes in the last decade. Once seen as merely a retirement haven for the blue rinse brigade, the town has seen a transformation. The 'happiest place in the UK' now boasts a vibrant night-time economy, buzzing student community and of course, seven miles of beautiful beaches.
It's also home to a number of lap dancing clubs. For better or worse, Spearmint Rhino, Wiggle and For Your Eyes Only, to name a few, drag in the punters eager to see copious amounts of flesh.
Their position in the town could be under threat. Bournemouth borough's licencing board headed by Steve Wright have asked that local residents have a greater say in where lap dancing clubs are opened.
The current legislation means councils have little power to impose restrictions on the clubs however the board have indicated they are prepared to adopt section 27 of the Policing and Crime Act 2009.
This will afford them powers to control areas such as opening times and exterior appearance plus giving them the opportunity to refuse to grant or renew a licence.
Mr Wright stipulated that the council are only just beginning to define a policy. The measures enacted will mean such establishments will have to apply for a sexual entertainment licence besides a licence to run a club and sell alcohol.
He added, “Local people will be able to make written representations on an application for a lap-dancing club on the grounds that it would be inappropriate, given the character of the area, or if it would be located in an area that is primarily residential."
So what defines a particular establishment as a place of sexual entertainment? I'm assuming that the guidelines mean an abode where such services are paid for.
Even so, there are known places in the Bournemouth area where gentlemen can visit to meet gorgeous women. Apparently they only pay for the canapes and ambience and anything sexual that occurs between consentual adults is just an added bonus and not part of the service. Do they requre a licence for such sexual entertainment?
Likewise, would a group of amorous forty-year olds who nip round a mate's house for a go on her newly fitted pole need to apply for a licence? I suppose it's subject to debate whether you classify anything that might go on as 'entertainment', let alone that of the sexual variety.
Also, what of the boozy lads night in? There's probably more perverse, homo-erotic nudity going on there than you can shake a stick at. Get a bunch of guys together, some supermarket vodka and a Twister mat and you've practically got an orgy on your hands.
So what's the future for lap dancing clubs in the town? If they have to apply for licence renewals every year, what are the chances of them being turned down?
Bournemouth isn't exactly Amsterdam and there aren't ladies with their red lights on enticing gentlemen into their cramped rooms so the exterior perhaps isn't such a problem.
The big deal then must lie in the service they offer. The fact remains though, you don't have to go in, especically if you're likely to be offended. Perhaps they're best kept in the open and not forced underground. The potentially criminal element lurking around the lap-dancing establishments can then be monitored if needs be.
Even the more liberal members of society probably don't want a lap-dancing club opened in the middle of a residential street. It'll be interesting though to see if the council act on existing clubs and impose any restrictions or perhaps go further and shut them down altogether. Does Bournemouth need lap-dancing? With the attractions if offers, especially to weekend visitors, some might say, it does.
It's also home to a number of lap dancing clubs. For better or worse, Spearmint Rhino, Wiggle and For Your Eyes Only, to name a few, drag in the punters eager to see copious amounts of flesh.
Their position in the town could be under threat. Bournemouth borough's licencing board headed by Steve Wright have asked that local residents have a greater say in where lap dancing clubs are opened.
The current legislation means councils have little power to impose restrictions on the clubs however the board have indicated they are prepared to adopt section 27 of the Policing and Crime Act 2009.
This will afford them powers to control areas such as opening times and exterior appearance plus giving them the opportunity to refuse to grant or renew a licence.
Mr Wright stipulated that the council are only just beginning to define a policy. The measures enacted will mean such establishments will have to apply for a sexual entertainment licence besides a licence to run a club and sell alcohol.
He added, “Local people will be able to make written representations on an application for a lap-dancing club on the grounds that it would be inappropriate, given the character of the area, or if it would be located in an area that is primarily residential."
So what defines a particular establishment as a place of sexual entertainment? I'm assuming that the guidelines mean an abode where such services are paid for.
Even so, there are known places in the Bournemouth area where gentlemen can visit to meet gorgeous women. Apparently they only pay for the canapes and ambience and anything sexual that occurs between consentual adults is just an added bonus and not part of the service. Do they requre a licence for such sexual entertainment?
Likewise, would a group of amorous forty-year olds who nip round a mate's house for a go on her newly fitted pole need to apply for a licence? I suppose it's subject to debate whether you classify anything that might go on as 'entertainment', let alone that of the sexual variety.
Also, what of the boozy lads night in? There's probably more perverse, homo-erotic nudity going on there than you can shake a stick at. Get a bunch of guys together, some supermarket vodka and a Twister mat and you've practically got an orgy on your hands.
So what's the future for lap dancing clubs in the town? If they have to apply for licence renewals every year, what are the chances of them being turned down?
Bournemouth isn't exactly Amsterdam and there aren't ladies with their red lights on enticing gentlemen into their cramped rooms so the exterior perhaps isn't such a problem.
The big deal then must lie in the service they offer. The fact remains though, you don't have to go in, especically if you're likely to be offended. Perhaps they're best kept in the open and not forced underground. The potentially criminal element lurking around the lap-dancing establishments can then be monitored if needs be.
Even the more liberal members of society probably don't want a lap-dancing club opened in the middle of a residential street. It'll be interesting though to see if the council act on existing clubs and impose any restrictions or perhaps go further and shut them down altogether. Does Bournemouth need lap-dancing? With the attractions if offers, especially to weekend visitors, some might say, it does.
Wednesday, 5 May 2010
Things To Do in Bournemouth: Eating Out
Bournemouth is home to a diverse set of international cuisine, from Moorish, Turkish and Korean to the more established Thai, Chinese and Indian. Also, as in most towns with a significant student population, there are the usual assortment of takeaways to grab a quick bite or in some cases, to sober up.
On my jaunts around the Bournemouth restaurant scene, I've had the pleasure of dining in ambient atmospheres with friendly service. Some of the food was fantastic and some of it could perhaps be described as slightly bland however thankfully, no experience has been awful.
Here is a brief summary of some of the places I've eaten with a mini-review. Please note, I can't necessarily remember what I'd eaten in each one as some of the visits were a long time ago!
-Barolo, Wimborne Road, Winton
Barolo is a popular Italian restaurant, close to the hub of Winton and within an easy 15 minute bus journey from town. I remember it being quite a large restaurant however the dimmed lights afforded it an intimate quality. Patrons seemed happy enough to wile away a few hours just sitting at the well-stocked bar, chatting with the barmaids, waitresses and owners. Our waiter was very keen to make sure everything was satisfactory, albeit sometimes too keen and bordering on intrusive but never crossing the line. Good service, smart restuarant, fairly good food.
-Bedouin, Charminster Road, Charminster
Ah yes. "We came to Bournemouth and moored in Charminster. It's Moorish, very Moorish" reads the banner at the front of the restaurant. If this slightly bizarre headline doesn't catch your attention, then the throng of Arab gentlemen who often stand outside chatting away will, symbolising Bedouin as a focal point in their community. Inside, there is a smallish restaurant where it can feel a bit cramped however this could be merely because it always seems to be full. In another room, young men smoke shisha pipes and do some more socialising. Good, flavoursome Tunisian and Moorish food with lots of new tastes, unfamiliar to the British pallete. Try a Moorish coffee. Hint: It's nothing like traditional coffee but give it a go.
-Nippon Inn, Charminster Road, Charminster
If you haven't tried Japanese cuisine, there's no better place to sample it then the Nippon Inn, Charminster. I'm not particularly a great seafood or fish eater myself but even I enjoyed the maki sushi, washed down with the Japanese wine, sake. We had one of the specials too which I must confess I can't remember the full name of. Yellow-tail something? I'm sorry. Alas, it went down well and the tiny pieces were also served with ginger and the customary wasabi sauce (very hot!) to give a distinctive taste. The waitresses were extremely friendly and even taught us some Japanese and wished to see us soon. They also had green-tea ice cream, a taste sensation! Try something different if you haven't already and give this very reasonably priced, quality eatery a go.
-Dragon Inn, Wimborne Road, Winton
OK, so I've never had a sit-down meal here but they've long been our preferred Chinese takeaway. For personal service from some of the friendliest staff around, who will offer the odd freebie depending on how much you spend, make this your choice for Chinese. Oh and the food isn't bad either. In fact, my girlfriend assures me that the Singapore rice noodles are a particular favourite.
-Aruba, Pier Approach
I'll be honest here. For a night out, I wouldn't recommend Aruba, it's just not my thing but that is a personal preference. In daytime though, their tasty fusion food, though on the pricey side, is worth sampling. If you're lucky, you can also get a view looking out to sea. Do they still have that parrot at the entrance too?
-Tuk Tuk Thai, Charminster Road, Charminster
I took my girlfriend out here for one of our anniversaries as she loves Thai food. Tuk Tuk Thai is another one of those intimate restaurants, with complementary decor and an authentically traditional menu. The beef strips that I had that night were particularly good. If you want to try something different, have the hot Fisherman's Soup.
-La Tasca, the Square, town centre
La Tasca is the only chain restaurant on this list, tucked away on the edge of the Square. I've never visited its neighbour, Tapas Plus so can't comment there on whether it being an independent merits it being a more authentic experience. Still, La Tasca, a Spanish tapas bar, though not cheap, is cheerful. I'm a big fan of the decor and mood lighting and they do a pretty good paella too. There's lots to choose from so you won't go home hungry.
-Places that have been recommended to me
Eye of the Tiger, Baan Thai (both Old Christchurch Road, town centre)
On my jaunts around the Bournemouth restaurant scene, I've had the pleasure of dining in ambient atmospheres with friendly service. Some of the food was fantastic and some of it could perhaps be described as slightly bland however thankfully, no experience has been awful.
Here is a brief summary of some of the places I've eaten with a mini-review. Please note, I can't necessarily remember what I'd eaten in each one as some of the visits were a long time ago!
-Barolo, Wimborne Road, Winton
Barolo is a popular Italian restaurant, close to the hub of Winton and within an easy 15 minute bus journey from town. I remember it being quite a large restaurant however the dimmed lights afforded it an intimate quality. Patrons seemed happy enough to wile away a few hours just sitting at the well-stocked bar, chatting with the barmaids, waitresses and owners. Our waiter was very keen to make sure everything was satisfactory, albeit sometimes too keen and bordering on intrusive but never crossing the line. Good service, smart restuarant, fairly good food.
-Bedouin, Charminster Road, Charminster
Ah yes. "We came to Bournemouth and moored in Charminster. It's Moorish, very Moorish" reads the banner at the front of the restaurant. If this slightly bizarre headline doesn't catch your attention, then the throng of Arab gentlemen who often stand outside chatting away will, symbolising Bedouin as a focal point in their community. Inside, there is a smallish restaurant where it can feel a bit cramped however this could be merely because it always seems to be full. In another room, young men smoke shisha pipes and do some more socialising. Good, flavoursome Tunisian and Moorish food with lots of new tastes, unfamiliar to the British pallete. Try a Moorish coffee. Hint: It's nothing like traditional coffee but give it a go.
-Nippon Inn, Charminster Road, Charminster
If you haven't tried Japanese cuisine, there's no better place to sample it then the Nippon Inn, Charminster. I'm not particularly a great seafood or fish eater myself but even I enjoyed the maki sushi, washed down with the Japanese wine, sake. We had one of the specials too which I must confess I can't remember the full name of. Yellow-tail something? I'm sorry. Alas, it went down well and the tiny pieces were also served with ginger and the customary wasabi sauce (very hot!) to give a distinctive taste. The waitresses were extremely friendly and even taught us some Japanese and wished to see us soon. They also had green-tea ice cream, a taste sensation! Try something different if you haven't already and give this very reasonably priced, quality eatery a go.
-Dragon Inn, Wimborne Road, Winton
OK, so I've never had a sit-down meal here but they've long been our preferred Chinese takeaway. For personal service from some of the friendliest staff around, who will offer the odd freebie depending on how much you spend, make this your choice for Chinese. Oh and the food isn't bad either. In fact, my girlfriend assures me that the Singapore rice noodles are a particular favourite.
-Aruba, Pier Approach
I'll be honest here. For a night out, I wouldn't recommend Aruba, it's just not my thing but that is a personal preference. In daytime though, their tasty fusion food, though on the pricey side, is worth sampling. If you're lucky, you can also get a view looking out to sea. Do they still have that parrot at the entrance too?
-Tuk Tuk Thai, Charminster Road, Charminster
I took my girlfriend out here for one of our anniversaries as she loves Thai food. Tuk Tuk Thai is another one of those intimate restaurants, with complementary decor and an authentically traditional menu. The beef strips that I had that night were particularly good. If you want to try something different, have the hot Fisherman's Soup.
-La Tasca, the Square, town centre
La Tasca is the only chain restaurant on this list, tucked away on the edge of the Square. I've never visited its neighbour, Tapas Plus so can't comment there on whether it being an independent merits it being a more authentic experience. Still, La Tasca, a Spanish tapas bar, though not cheap, is cheerful. I'm a big fan of the decor and mood lighting and they do a pretty good paella too. There's lots to choose from so you won't go home hungry.
-Places that have been recommended to me
Eye of the Tiger, Baan Thai (both Old Christchurch Road, town centre)
Tuesday, 27 April 2010
'Quiet Argument' Leads to Bloody Mess in Winton, Bournemouth
Browsing through local news stories on Monday morning, I was shocked and surprised to see a story about a man having his face slashed in a quiet neighbourhood. There was a part of me thinking, 'I wonder if it was near me.'
To my horror, it was! The tree-lined environs of Maxwell Road, Winton, opposite a popular park which families frequent, witnessed a scene usually reserved for the less desirable parts of the town. If that sounds snobbish then maybe it is, however, factually, it's not a churlish statement to make.
These type of incidents are rare in Winton. Even the described nature of the event ensured the attack was almost in keeping with the surroundings. On a quiet Saturday morning, one resident working in their front garden at the time told the Echo, “I did not hear anything at first,” he said. “It must have been a very quiet argument.”
Perhaps we shouldn't over-react to this incident. According to crime statistics from Dorset Police, violent crime fell 14% between April 2007 and April 2008. Incidences of 'violence against the person' are listed as falling 16%.
It should also be mentioned that the men involved in the stabbing are alleged to have been known to each other, with the perpetrator fleeing in the direction of Charminster Road. Despite this caveat, no one wants to witness a couple of mates wielding various sharp instruments at each other over a supposedly quiet tiff in a residential street where families are likely to be nearby.
Let's hope this story is a one-off and not indicative of the oft described 'Broken Britain' encroaching upon this pleasant suburb of Bournemouth.
To my horror, it was! The tree-lined environs of Maxwell Road, Winton, opposite a popular park which families frequent, witnessed a scene usually reserved for the less desirable parts of the town. If that sounds snobbish then maybe it is, however, factually, it's not a churlish statement to make.
These type of incidents are rare in Winton. Even the described nature of the event ensured the attack was almost in keeping with the surroundings. On a quiet Saturday morning, one resident working in their front garden at the time told the Echo, “I did not hear anything at first,” he said. “It must have been a very quiet argument.”
Perhaps we shouldn't over-react to this incident. According to crime statistics from Dorset Police, violent crime fell 14% between April 2007 and April 2008. Incidences of 'violence against the person' are listed as falling 16%.
It should also be mentioned that the men involved in the stabbing are alleged to have been known to each other, with the perpetrator fleeing in the direction of Charminster Road. Despite this caveat, no one wants to witness a couple of mates wielding various sharp instruments at each other over a supposedly quiet tiff in a residential street where families are likely to be nearby.
Let's hope this story is a one-off and not indicative of the oft described 'Broken Britain' encroaching upon this pleasant suburb of Bournemouth.
Saturday, 24 April 2010
Things to do in Bournemouth: The Bournemouth Balloon
The Bournemouth Balloon, formerly known as the Bournemouth Eye, enjoys a prime location in Bournemouth Gardens in the centre of the town. Passengers can expect panoramic views for miles around (on a clear day). For about a tenner, they can witness this allegedly breathtaking experience and it's generally considered one of the stellar attractions in the town.
Late on Thursday afternoon, a group of passengers boarded the tethered balloon, no doubt looking forward to the aforementioned experience. Having had the standard fifteen minute ride, they probably didn't bargain on being stuck up in the air for a total of two hours.
An electrical fault was cited as the cause of the elongated ride. Staff had to frantically work to fix the problem and get the passengers down to earth in clear but chilly conditions. Foreign language student Andreina Martinez was one of the party left hanging and she said, “It was getting cold.”
University student Mishaal Albuaynin chose to eschew his fellow passenger's brevity, preferring to elaborate. He told reporters, “I’ve been in Bournemouth for two years. That was my first and last time in the balloon.”
Despite the unfortunate nature of this incident, let's not get carried away. Whatever individual thoughts are on the worthiness of the Balloon experience, it's probably best to avoid the Echo auto-responder list of comments.
'Typical Bournemouth, what a mess' would perhaps fall into this category. The most imaginative so far appears to be "Real ballooning is much better, rather than this toy thing in Bournemouth gardens." (sic). This comes from the aptly named 'likestocomplain', maybe a satirical nod towards the usual standard of Echo reader responses.
Late on Thursday afternoon, a group of passengers boarded the tethered balloon, no doubt looking forward to the aforementioned experience. Having had the standard fifteen minute ride, they probably didn't bargain on being stuck up in the air for a total of two hours.
An electrical fault was cited as the cause of the elongated ride. Staff had to frantically work to fix the problem and get the passengers down to earth in clear but chilly conditions. Foreign language student Andreina Martinez was one of the party left hanging and she said, “It was getting cold.”
University student Mishaal Albuaynin chose to eschew his fellow passenger's brevity, preferring to elaborate. He told reporters, “I’ve been in Bournemouth for two years. That was my first and last time in the balloon.”
Despite the unfortunate nature of this incident, let's not get carried away. Whatever individual thoughts are on the worthiness of the Balloon experience, it's probably best to avoid the Echo auto-responder list of comments.
'Typical Bournemouth, what a mess' would perhaps fall into this category. The most imaginative so far appears to be "Real ballooning is much better, rather than this toy thing in Bournemouth gardens." (sic). This comes from the aptly named 'likestocomplain', maybe a satirical nod towards the usual standard of Echo reader responses.
Tuesday, 13 April 2010
March 2010 Podcast Now Online
To hear the best of the blog from March 2010, visit our Podbean hosting site at http://williwycombe.podbean.com. It's very Bournemouth-centric this time round but next month this will be evened out and will see the return of the Wycombe Wanderers review as we approach the end of the season.
Happy listening!
Happy listening!
Saturday, 10 April 2010
Bournemouth and Dorset Ready to Show Its Support for England
Let's get past the slightly jingoistic title of this blog and its sub-text and permit ourselves to revel in a minor victory over political correctness. Whilst other areas of the country are banning people wearing England football shirts in pubs this summer, Dorset Police and pubs and clubs in the conurbation have hit back.
The police and local bar owners have revealed their stance, stating that they'll be more than happy for people to nail their national colours to the mast.
A spokesperson for the force told the Daily Echo that their approach will be "proportionate and intelligence led", adding "Our priority is to ensure that all people wishing to celebrate the tournament can do so and in a way that is safe and enjoyable for all".
In other areas, police have already sounded out certain parts of the country where they believe shirt-wearing fans could cause trouble. The Metropolitan Police have already issued warnings to pubs screening forthcoming World Cup matches in Croydon, urging them to apply dress codes that outlaw England shirts. The authorities in the capital have claimed they're desperate to avoid outbreaks of violence, especially if England lose.
It would be nice if those of us who wish to swill imported lager and wear a garment that was probably stitched abroad could support our national side in peace. We're not all members of the English Defence League (EDL) and we're not about to march through Bournemouth Square declaring white supremacy.
In an age where the loss of English national pride is mourned as culture becomes a homogenised, Americanised gloop, it would make a refreshing change if we could still cling to the typical elements of our Englishness-namely throwing up in a heap after a defeat on penalties as we relentlessly berate our footballing icons.
In that spirit, well done to Will Bowling, manager of Dukes in Barrack Road, Christchurch for upholding these rights of passage as we prepare for another summer of potential heartbreak. His establishment will assess the risks of individual matches and act accordingly.
Minus the occasional oddball, Mr. Bowling offered this insightful nugget, stating "To be honest I would think more trouble comes out of the club games."
Car stickers and flags should be compulsory for all. Yellow Buses should be painted with the St. George's cross. Most importantly, we should be able to proudly bear the Three Lions. After all, win or lose, the shirts will probably disappear as a throng of heavily tattooed, corpulent torsos will emerge, ready to cheer on or chastise in symptomatic fashion.
The police and local bar owners have revealed their stance, stating that they'll be more than happy for people to nail their national colours to the mast.
A spokesperson for the force told the Daily Echo that their approach will be "proportionate and intelligence led", adding "Our priority is to ensure that all people wishing to celebrate the tournament can do so and in a way that is safe and enjoyable for all".
In other areas, police have already sounded out certain parts of the country where they believe shirt-wearing fans could cause trouble. The Metropolitan Police have already issued warnings to pubs screening forthcoming World Cup matches in Croydon, urging them to apply dress codes that outlaw England shirts. The authorities in the capital have claimed they're desperate to avoid outbreaks of violence, especially if England lose.
It would be nice if those of us who wish to swill imported lager and wear a garment that was probably stitched abroad could support our national side in peace. We're not all members of the English Defence League (EDL) and we're not about to march through Bournemouth Square declaring white supremacy.
In an age where the loss of English national pride is mourned as culture becomes a homogenised, Americanised gloop, it would make a refreshing change if we could still cling to the typical elements of our Englishness-namely throwing up in a heap after a defeat on penalties as we relentlessly berate our footballing icons.
In that spirit, well done to Will Bowling, manager of Dukes in Barrack Road, Christchurch for upholding these rights of passage as we prepare for another summer of potential heartbreak. His establishment will assess the risks of individual matches and act accordingly.
Minus the occasional oddball, Mr. Bowling offered this insightful nugget, stating "To be honest I would think more trouble comes out of the club games."
Car stickers and flags should be compulsory for all. Yellow Buses should be painted with the St. George's cross. Most importantly, we should be able to proudly bear the Three Lions. After all, win or lose, the shirts will probably disappear as a throng of heavily tattooed, corpulent torsos will emerge, ready to cheer on or chastise in symptomatic fashion.
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