Tuesday 28 December 2010

Residents Sick of Surf Reef Squabbles

As a key component of Bournemouth Borough Council's strategy to revitalise Boscombe, the controversial surf reef has thus far largely proved to be divisive.

The construction of Europe's largest artificial surf reef aimed to attract a more bohemian class of visitor to an area synonymous with deprivation. Instead, it has quickly become a symbol of resentment for many residents.

Those who have always been opposed to the reef are now allied with an increasing number angry at its failure to deliver on its promise. In addition, dissenters are annoyed at the significant amount of public money used to fund a project where costs have already doubled to £3 million.

Yet again the reef is making headlines with a very public spat between Councillor David Charon and Liberal Democrat Councillor Roger West dominating the front pages of the Daily Echo.

The Conservative Leader of the Council, Councillor Charon, has attacked Councillor West for his intervention in a deal between council bosses and the firm charged with creating the reef, New Zealand based ASR.

Cllr West and a colleague have challenged a decision made by the cabinet to meet with ASR to discuss a "£55,000 up- front payment, with another £95,000 if they could sort it out", relating to teething problems with the reef.

These were highlighted during the summer by a damning report given by Plymouth University which described the reef as "sub-standard" and "only met four of its 11 objectives."

Ultimately, Cllr West's move was predicated by his dissatisfaction that there was no mention of a safety aspect in the cabinet report relating to construction flaws. The Councillor is also concerned that the initial refinement plan will not address these issues.

Are the Con/Lib differences symbiotic of the schisms that have recently been revealed within the ruling coalition Government?

What is certain is that the residents of Bournemouth, much to their chagrin in a supposed 'age of austerity', have to further subsidise an over-budget project in serious danger of becoming a proverbial white elephant.

Cllr West is right to intervene if genuine concerns about safety remain and if, as he says, he is acting “in the interest of Bournemouth’s economy and tourism" and not merely in the spirit of political opportunism as his accuser has suggested.

Decisive action is called for with all stakeholders expecting positive answers and action from ASR. Public in-fighting is counterproductive with the successful completion and implementation of the reef a priority, not tiresome politicking to an already apathetic public.

Saturday 25 December 2010

Merry Christmas from Arm Chairs & Deck Chairs!

Another year has flown by and we are now preparing to usher in 2011! Merry Christmas and a happy New Year from Arm Chairs & Deck Chairs, the blog that covers news and opinion relating to the towns of High Wycombe and Bournemouth.

At the beginning of this year, I was busy with The Collected Thoughts of Nobody Special before the transition to the blog in its current form. By focussing on localised and specialist content, including issues relating to Wycombe Wanderers F.C and Bournemouth news, I have been able to concentrate on matters close to my heart. It has also enabled me to participate in active discussions, including those surrounding the tense developments in Wycombe Wanderers' proposals to build a new stadium in Booker.

I am delighted to have been able to contribute to the club fanzine, The Wanderer, and express my views on all things WWFC.

Throughout 2011, the remit of this blog will continue to be to provide news and opinion from the same locales with a strong emphasis on the travails of Wycombe Wanderers too.

If you have an opinion on any matter relating to High Wycombe or Bournemouth, whether it be the stadium plan, the High Speed Rail Link (HS2) through Buckinghamshire or Bournemouth's ever changing news landscape, then I'd love to publish your contributions to the debate. Please feel free to tweet me @williwycombe, email me at willgeldart@hotmail.co.uk or phone the newsdesk through Skype by searching for williwycombe.

Have a great Christmas and an even better New Year.

williwycombe

Sunday 5 December 2010

The Potential Decline of Bournemouth's Alcohol Based Economy

Bournemouth's image changed dramatically throughout the noughties. Once supposedly the favoured retreat of the 'blue rinse brigade', a term used to describe right-leaning pensioners, the seaside town has become synoymous with groups of raucous stag and hen parties in search of a vibrant club scene.

Partying is big business in Bournemouth however the landscape of its lauded night-time economy could be about to change dramatically after an announcement that stated local councils could be about to receive extra powers to deal with the excesses of the demon drink.

The perception of Bournemouth as a south-coast party hub has only been accentuated in recent years by the passing of infamous drinking legislation by the previous Government in 2003.

The 24-hour drinking laws aimed at creating a continental style cafe culture. The ability for pubs and clubs to stagger closing times purported to decrease levels of street violence in towns and cities, allegedly caused as trouble brewed within the throng of people leaving licensed premises at a standardised hour.

Critics, including the new coalition Government, have decried the rise in binge drinking and anti-social behaviour attributed in part to the aforementioned, with a review promised following their election in May.

One of the strictest sanctions that could be made available is the power for local councils to 'impose a blanket ban on specific areas, in which all premises will be barred from selling alcohol between midnight and 6am.'

Another alternative would be to force those premises who choose to open later to pay a levy towards extra policing and the subsequent clean-up operation, believed to be 'up to £4,480 and could generate between £9m and £15m nationally.'

No doubt there will be a polarisation of opinion on the merits of these new powers, should they materialise.

Bournemouth residents have often chided the ill effects of the night-time economy as the town centre, particularly its party strip on Old Christchurch Road, has at times resembled a war zone. Regularly, as those who pass through early on Saturday and Sunday mornings will attest, it is akin to a rubbish dump.

Another common source of debate in relation to the clean-up operation centres on who is to blame for the mess with outside visitors often derided. This, however, misses the point and is ultimately a futile line of inquiry, despite a recent Daily Echo poll favouring a ban on stag and hen parties in the town.

There is most definitely a national, as well as local need, to challenge the downside of excessive alcohol consumption. After all, according to estimates from 2002, Britons spent £17 billion a year on alcohol, figures based on information available nearly a decade ago, no doubt with a continuing trend.

The question is, from these bile filled heady days to arguably draconian measures, how far will the pendulum swing and how successful can these planned powers possibly hope to be?

It is not merely pubs and clubs that may suffer should any limit to their opening hours be imposed or if they refuse to pay for keeping the party alive into the small hours.

Restaurants, hotels and shops also depend on the knock-on effect of Bournemouth's hedonistic lustre and should barflies, both local and from further afield, feel the town has lost its edge, it could mean even harder times ahead for a hospitality trade already fighting the fall-out from a crippling recession.

It is worth remembering that the seeds have already been sown for a potential decline in the fortunes of Bournemouth's evening entertainments. Former nightclub tycoon, Richard Carr, saw his empire dismantled in 2008 following a spate of expensive acquisitions that failed to make significant enough returns.

Ultimately, in maintaining the economic benefits to the town of a strong night-time economy and managing anti-social behaviour, efforts to curb any disturbance caused will have to strike a fine balance.

Ruling that convenience stores may not be able to sell alcohol after midnight should not have too much of a detrimental effect. Meanwhile, restricting licenced premises to certain opening hours will only serve to ensure larger groups of intoxicated partygoers will be heading home at the same time, with the potential for trouble as they leave town or scramble to the nearest venue still open.

With the Government's insistence that the private sector should be the driver for economic revival, local pubs and clubs may have to accept any extra charges levied to clean up their act, even if there are protestations and accusations that the exercise merely amounts to the Council lining their coffers.

Indeed, it is the responsibility of local government to act too. The Bournemouth Quality Nights (BQN) Initiative is one of the Council's key projects. Two of its tenets are particularly poignant in maintaining the strength of this vital cog in the economic lifeblood of the town.

Under the sub-heading of 'Exciting', the vision statement reads that the Council maintain a desire for 'A vibrant and varied choice of high quality entertainment (which) should be one of Bournemouth’s defining characteristics.'

Fair enough. The article goes on to state that Bournemouth must be market leading and that 'A key aim of the Bournemouth Community Plan is to create a World Class Resort. To achieve this the night-time economy must be at the forefront of new initiatives to improve customer service, choice and safety.'

Again, the lure of an attractive night-time offering is paramount to the future economic success of the town. Naturally, it will be more difficult to adhere to this outlined vision should pubs and clubs object to any levy.

Besides, there is also the complexity of creating appealing alternatives as any other activities are unlikely to generate as much money as our drink dependency.

One aspect of the Town Vision document focuses on plans to develop the site of the iconic Winter Gardens. This includes proposals designed to detach the local populous from viewing an evening of inebriated bonhomie as the sole way to enjoy a night out on the town.

The details outlined include a new 'leisure, hotel and residential complex including cinemas, shops, parking and landscaped areas. The move would bring an estimated £60million of inward investment to the town centre'.

The plans, however, if and when they come to fruition, are a strictly medium to long-term project with the developer given until 1st March 2012 to obtain planning permission with the possibility that the project would not near completion until years later.

With regards to proposed levies, whether any such charges would be the proverbial 'nail in the coffin' remains to be seen. One thing is certain; altering the local and national psyche will not be achieved by levies, taxes and regressive laws. Like the alcoholic in search of an epiphany, any change will be much harder to engineer.

The dual aim of discouraging binge drinking whilst providing alternative forms of recreation, remains for the time being at least, merely a pipedream. The short-term future for the night-time economy needs to be secured before any foregrounded ambitions can be realised.

Sunday 28 November 2010

Have You Heard the One About the Horse That Went to The Car Dealership?

It is not often that I will write a personal blog however I feel impelled to following a weekend break in Brockenhurst, located in the beautiful New Forest.

My intrepid companions, my partner and trusty puppy, headed off on the train for the short journey from Bournemouth to sample some of the scenic delights slighty further afield.

Our hotel, The Watersplash, hosted our visit and we quickly set off once checked-in to take the dog for a walk and explore. The stroll around the heart of the village was an emphemeral wander as we witnessed a journey into a dying way of life.

The few public houses, local butcher, hairdresser, optician and fruit and vegetable shop sat alongside a collection of tea rooms and restaurants. Even a tidy football ground was present. Only a small Tesco Express blotted the copybook.

From this more than adequate base, the close proximity of open land, rolling fields and the Forest itself make Brockenhurst the ideal destination to venture into the countryside.

Our evening was also memorable, refining our palettes at Brookley's bistro, a fantastic eatery with an excellent fusion of French cuisine and local produce. I heartily recommend the venison, in a delicious red wine sauce.

As for the title heading, no article or blog related to the New Forest could fail to mention the nonchalant New Forest ponies and horses, grazing to get their fill besides displaying an adventurous spirit.

Turning a corner to revisit the hotel to collect our belongings, one such chap could be seen peering into a car dealership. Although if I were him, I would much rather stick around rather than drive off, even though it was a bloody cold weekend.

Monday 22 November 2010

Pudsey Bear and the Peculiarities of Local News

There is no doubt that the way we consume news has transformed the media landscape, even at a local level.

Improvements in access to news and journalism mean that even the more obscure stories, often overlooked when browsing through the print version of a favoured publication, can achieve a high-ranking status owing to their popularity online.

As web news channels rank their stories in terms of most read and popularity, nuggets of news gold are unearthed as they rise to prominence.

As Bournemouth's Daily Echo launches an internet research project to gauge how users view content online, the peculiar story of how a famous fundraising mascot 'nearly caused a riot' at a local school finds itself top of the charts as residents revel in its newsworthy peculiarity.

Cue my own surprise whilst reading the headline 'Children in Need fundraiser cancelled after Pudsey sparks near riot' as I trawled through the daily digest sent to my email inbox.

Pudsey Bear, the furry face of the Children in Need telethon was due to appear at Ashdown Technology College, Canford Heath however his suprise appearance resulted in hundereds of children stampeding to greet his arrival and that of a local TV crew by helicopter on the school field.

As a result, the decision was taken to halt proceedings and a planned non-uniform day was scrapped as punishment and rescheduled.

Despite the relatively comical nature of the piece, it is perhaps a sad indictment that the paper's headline story, 'Help David, 5, make the most of his last weeks of life' was relegated to the number five slot on the most-read list.

Contrast this with High Wycombe's Bucks Free Press and it's stories of the day, the most obscure relating to the planned entrace by Father Christmas by air ambulance having to be toned down to the slightly less glamorous arrival by fire engine after an emergency call-out for the Thames Valley and Chiltern helicopter. Presumably, his reindeer were unavailable.

This gem has only managed to rank number eight in the most-read standings as the more sobering 'Fire at student halls' and 'Linford Christie unable to attend Wycombe court appearance' hold sway. Viva the (social media) revolution.

Sunday 31 October 2010

Halloween in Bournemouth

I don't get Halloween. Well, I understand its premise and existence but as some kind of night of revellry, I only see the tills of retailers and licenced establishments ringing loudest to its spooky tune.

I guess that's why, on a no doubt thoroughly lucrative evening for the aforementioned, I was wearily pulling the covers over my head at the miserly time of 11 p.m.

The fact I'd wolfed down a chicken korma and was suffering the effects of chronic indigestion did nothing to help my countenance. As those in the flat above did the 'Monster Mash' and sipped on ghost cocktails, I was already prepared to enjoy the extra hour in bed as the clocks went back, not really giving a shit.

I suppose my miserabilist loathing of fancy dress affects my ability to enjoy this imported 'holiday'. It's not that I don't appreciate others' fine skeleton make-up, it's just that I feel a complete tool when similarly daubed.

So whilst baristas and the free-spirited had an excuse, if ever one was needed, to dress up and consume vast quantities of intoxicating substances, this scrooge was fast asleep with the sounds of yet another re-run of Friends in the background, drowning out the screams from drink-addled students frequenting the Winton house party scene.

Sunday 3 October 2010

Wycombe Enter the Dark Season Seeing the Light

As darkness falls and sometimes even the ball changes colour, Wycombe Wanderers enter the winter months illuminated by consecutive victories.

It has been the week manager Gary Waddock's players had been hoping for. The potential of the squad has finally shone through following an indifferent start to the season.

If the midweek 4-2 victory against a poor Barnet side served to reinvigorate the Wanderers camp, Saturday afternoon's 2-0 success at the newly named Stevenage FC represented an indicator of the team's tangible intentions. The short trip to Hertfordshire was a litmus test which could shape the future direction of both clubs, for this season at least.

Stevenage began the day two places above Wycombe however by the final whistle; it was the Chairboys who had usurped the hosts to climb into the final play-off position.

In truth, the Blues had made the game safe by half-time with a relatively comfortable margin. Kevin Betsy's header at the far post following a cross from Gareth Ainsworth opened the scoring with Stuart Beavon's converted rebound in reaction to the tireless Ainsworth's initial shot just before the break securing the three points.

The aforementioned 'Beaver', Stuart Beavon, received a standing ovation from the away contingent when replaced by Scott Rendell with six minutes remaining. He epitomised Wycombe's approach, defending from the front and displaying touches of class. The Blues were resolute in defence, swiftly switching to attack with a refreshing diversity of play.

Stevenage were mainly restricted to hopeful balls into the box, although the complexion of the game could have been changed had Jon Ashton converted and steered his header on target with Nikki Bull's goal gaping with around twenty minutes remaining. On the balance of play though, the home side displayed enough to be comfortable towards the upper echelons of League Two.

Wycombe striker Ben Strevens tried desperately hard to get on the scoresheet only to be thwarted by a smart reaction save down low from goalkeeper Chris Day.

Scott Davies, Wycombe's enfant terrible after a frustrating start to his second spell with the club and supposed online reaction (dissatisfaction) to being benched against Barnet was introduced late on.

Like Strevens, he was eager to impress. At times his attempted link-up play was overcooked and too intricate although a few smart switches of play aimed at the industrious Betsy re-affirmed his ability, even if there are unanswered questions about his temperament.

The Stevenage fans were silenced, partially by the travelling Wycombe faithful's mimicry of their 'ultra' style chanting and by their side's inability to penetrate their opposition. Wycombe fans were even treated to a fairly original rendition of 'Twist and Shout', perhaps a welcome addition to the terrace songbook.

The overarching cloud that encompasses the new stadium debate has not dissipated however on the pitch if this momentum can be sustained, there could be plenty more to twist and shout about come the end of the season.

Tuesday 28 September 2010

A Very British Rebellion?

Hats off to the Recessionairs for taking on those ghastly banks. A very British rebellion against corporate greed has taken place in Westbourne, Bournemouth this past weekend.

As reported through the Daily Echo, a group calling themselves the 'Recessionairs' bricked up the entrance to a branch of Barclays bank in the seaside suburb in protest against the whole banking network's refusal to loan money to small businesses, calling in overdrafts and paying punitive interest rates on savings while charging higher rates on loans.

Property developer, Cameron Hope, 59, organised the protest along with fellow developer, Charlie Townsend, 49, from Poole. Friend Les Dawson, 66, is the other member of the rebellious triumvirate.

Dawson's comments strike at the heart of the nature of the trio's expression of anger.

“Somebody’s got to say something. We’re all too apathetic in this country; we need to be a bit more like France.

“We’re not here for a jape, we’re here to bring a serious problem to people’s attention.”

Shortly after the bricks were put up, two police officers arrived to ask the men to remove their protest though not before a photo opportunity with the local press.

As Dawson points out, this kind of direct action is usually anathema to the majority of Britons who still regard the stiff upper-lip as the dignified way of dealing with problems.

When it comes to the subject of banks and bosses' pay though, even the rage of a middle England normally full of hot-air and bravado is being translated into concerted action.

Whether you agree with the views of a few property developers obviously out to make a quick buck themselves, the feelings evident are clear. The British Bankers' Association stressed that "The UK’s banks have established a taskforce to report to the government on exactly this issue – addressing how banks can further help small businesses through the recovery."

For the time being at least, this might not be enough. People want decisive action, not more bluster.

Monday 13 September 2010

Are Wycombe Fans Guilty of Believing Too Much of the Pre-Season Hype?

"There ain't nuthin' more powerful than the smell of mendacity!", so said Harvey 'Big Daddy' Pollitt during the 1958 film Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. It's an obscure reference but perhaps a pertinent one in relation to the disjointed start to Wycombe Wanderers' 2010/2011 Npower League Two campaign.

During the summer, the WWFC spin machine cultivated an image of high expectations unsurpassed by the build-up to previous seasons. A new team, a brave attacking new dawn and the near promise of promotion at any cost were the tenets fed to the light and dark blue masses.

Wycombe manager Gary Waddock was well aware of the pressure internally and externally being exerted upon his fledgling side.

Following the immediate aftermath of relegation, owner Steve Hayes was quick to assert himself and candid in revealing his aims for 2010/2011. He told the Bucks Free Press, "We have to go up next year. Gary knows it and everyone knows it. We don’t want to wait around another year in that division, the aim is to go up automatically and we want to do it in a blaze of glory."

Returning to the original quote, it would be a little unfair to say the club were guilty of a dishonest approach in their assessment of the newly assembled squad and their verdict on the chances of success this season.

After all, a team that contains players of the calibre of Kevin Betsy and Gareth Ainsworth, combined with the additions of proven lower league goalscorers Ben Strevens and Scott Rendell, was rightly tipped for glory.

What's clear from the opening weeks of the season, however, is a need to keep those high expectations in check. This has become especially apparent following last Saturday's disappointing 2-1 reverse at home to unfancied Macclesfield Town. Wanderers slumped to defeat in front of their lowest Football League home attendance for a Saturday afternoon game of just 3.789.

The manager himself, was honest in his criticism, both this past weekend and the preceding Saturday where Wycombe dropped two points when conceding a last-minute equaliser away at Accrington Stanley.

Following their first defeat of the season, Waddock told BBC Three Counties Radio: "On the evidence of how we performed, we didn't deserve anything.

"We didn't compete, we didn't get close to them. They have hit two fantastic strikes to go 2-0 up.

"In the second half they sat deep and it was very difficult to open them up. Credit to them, they have done their homework."

For an attacking purist such as Waddock, these are worrying early season sentiments. The last manager to opt for flair over efficiency, John Gorman, at least found his team half-way through a season before opponents had fathomed a way of stopping his side from steamrollering them.

In fairness to the Blues, despite only mustering only one meaningful effort on goal (their consolation from the penalty spot), they were undone by two wonder strikes early on in the match and then forced to chase the remainder of the game against obdurate opposition.

Losing talismanic striker Jon-Paul Pittman in the warm-up did not help preparations and it should be noted that this loss will not affect the outcome of the rest of the season.

As appears customary following a disappointing result, the reaction has been fierce with controversial owner Steve Hayes once again attracting the chagrin of a vocal contingent.

Add to that, a warring fanbase tearing itself apart over numerous issues at the club including recent bans handed out to a select few and the atmosphere, though largely non-existent during games, has become poisonous off the pitch.

Let's not forget that there are positives to be taken from the first half a dozen games. Scott Davies has returned on-loan from Reading following a relatively successful spell at Adams Park last season. Midfielder Lewis Montrose, so often on the periphery last season, has emerged from the shadows and looks set to further his career with the Blues. New goalkeeper Nikki Bull has also starred as the last line of defence.

Goals have been hard to come by with Scott Rendell coming in for the bulk of criticism however as the gentlemen pointed out during the inaugural 'Wanderer Podcast', it took a fair amount of time for former strikers Jermaine Easter and Alex Revell to truly find their goal scoring touch whilst wearing the quarters.

The Blues visit Aldershot Town next weekend in what will be a difficult and emotional encounter for their former manager Gary Waddock and a host of former Shots players including the aforementioned Davies and Andy Sandell.

A bear-pit atmosphere awaits with Wycombe fans hoping their team can take this perfect opportunity to put down a marker of their promotion credentials. The fans believed before the start of the campaign, it's time to keep that flame alive.

Wednesday 8 September 2010

Dirty, Stinking Bournemouth

It's the Council, the pubs, the clubs, the take-aways, the cheap booze, those lascivious hens, those haughty stags. Everyone's pointing the finger of blame at all and sundry apart from themselves when it comes to the subject of Bournemouth's messy streets following another hedonistic weekend on the south coast.

Council cabinet member David Smith has made his feelings known on the state of Bournemouth's streets followings evenings of revelry, describing them as resembling a "pigsty".

He told a meeting: “You’d be appalled if you saw Bournemouth every morning; we have to go out and pick up the litter left behind by the night-time economy.”

Disgraced former Leader of the Council and porn aficionado Stephen MacLoughlin ironically added that the town had lost its once sterling reputation.

He told the Daily Echo that "people are not proud of Bournemouth anymore", a comment that has been pounced upon by the baying masses of Echo internet respondents still seething from the fall-out following 'Porngate'.

No doubt most of those slighted by MacLoughlin would probably never admit to having a quick look at the errant copy of Nuts magazine accidently moved to the classic car section of Sainsbury's.

So, where does the blame lie? The obvious answer is we must share the responsibility of keeping our town clean and act collectively. It might also help if we were to be empowered by local and central government to enact appropriate rule changes to curb the nasty side of effects of 24-hour drinking legislation.

Fines for the mindless act of inebriated littering would no doubt be difficult to enforce, especially with limited police manpower to target isolated offenders in the throng of a Saturday night.

Ensuring clubs have the power (and also the inclination) to have a sensible last entry time could be one positive step forward.

I'm a man about town so I don't wish to sound too reactionary at the risk of being hypocritical. I've stumbled into night clubs at 5am to get that one last drink. But even I am wondering if that's such a good thing and whether I'd really miss that kind of 'luxury', In the past, I think my brain and liver have asked the same question too with a similar outcome.

That fine bastion of corporate responsibility, McDonald's, has been sounded out as an example to follow. The 'McDonald's Solution', as I like to call it, refers to the Bournemouth town centre branch and its approach to littering outside its frontage. If it's in their vicinity, provided it doesn't cross the force field across the road to Roddis House, their workers will clean it up.

But why should Dallas Chicken clean up mess brought along by Joe Benson or Sharon Hedges if they've accumulated polystyrene containers from Hot Diggidy Dog and carelessly dropped them on the street corner?

The answer: because we're all in this together. Until all parties responsible muster the collective spirit of common sense and civic togetherness, we're all going to suffer the wider repercussions that local and national legislation have wrought. Combined with increasing mind-numbing idiocy and abandon of personal responsibility for our actions, the consequences of failing to face up to this and other problems affecting our town will only lead to further decline.

Just put the damn chip packet in the bin, eh? That is, if you can find one.

Thursday 19 August 2010

Air We Go Again!

Take flight fellow Bournemouthians! The third annual More Bus Bournemouth Air Festival sponsored by, affiliated with blah blah, is back.

From today (Thursday 19th August) until Sunday we can expect to see some of our finest birds flying over the town, including perennial crowd pleaser, the deafening Eurofighter Typhoon.

Surprisingly, and against the grain for the miserablists and cynics who inhabit the town, the Air Festival has been an embraced success.

It might clog up our inadequate transport system and residents closer to the seafront might find Toby, Jane, Andrew and Tom parked in front of their driveway, but this has been largely overlooked.

The statistics point to the success and growing stature of the event. The inaugural event back in 2008 was said by Bournemouth Council to have attracted an estimated 750,000 spectators with even more in attendance in 2009.

The weather helped too. Crammed onto the beach or perched on the cliff tops, spectators basked in rare sunshine to enjoy the view.

As for this year, so far, so good with regards to the weather. Although we have been predicted downpours, the sun is trying its best to burn through the clouds.

Riding around town, I've noticed those savvy traders have camped in the Square to peddle their wares. I've spotted an aesthetically pleasing young lady in hot pants promoting my now favourite time of day, Pimm's O’clock. Tally ho!

Sunday 8 August 2010

Thoughts of the Day: A Bournemouth Resident's Confused Mind

I wasn't very happy about being woken up at 2am. Language schools are now the heartbeat of the Bournemouth economy and students from all over the globe converge on the town each summer.

Hearing rich Arabic tones shouting 'come back you fucking prick' is just briliant, isn't it? This is what our international friends learn and take back to their respective homelands. That one phrase, an almost laughable linguistic titbit for export, annoyed me. I was awake now and had work in the morning. Thankfully it was jovial or as friendly as calling someone a 'fucking prick' can be.

Our motley crew from Sainsbury's Castlepoint played football later in the evening. Since our run of defeats, we've started training and things seem to be slowly improving. There is more cohesion and a spirit amongst the camp is growing. It's 'Clarks: The Re-match' next week so hopefully we can show those shoe sellers a thing or two after our narrow defeat last time we faced them.

It's up at 6.30am to get to Sainsbury's Christchurch tomorrow. I don't mind the long journey. I suppose it gives me a chance to read more about jailed musical impresario and apparent nutjob, Phil Spector. I love the way these types of book describe the ease in which famous faces hone their talents and become successful. 'He picked up a guitar' and then a few chapters later they've taken over the world. Lucky bastards.

Wednesday 4 August 2010

Countdown to Wycombe's Big Kick-Off!

Willi's Wycombe

The new English Football League season is set to begin this Saturday (7th August) with Wycombe kicking off their 2010/2011 Npower League Two campaign at home to Morecambe. The visitors will be desperate to erase the memories of last season's play-off semi-final heartbreak when they were thrashed 7-2 on aggregate by winning finalists Dagenham and Redbridge.

The Blues are priced at 5/2 to win promotion with some bookmakers following a decent pre-season that included a scintillating display in their 5-1 demolition of a young Chelsea XI and a creditable performance against Championship side, Reading.

Much has been made of the attacking style that the team have adopted since the arrival of manager, Gary Waddock. Encouragingly, strikers Ben Strevens, Scott Rendell and Jon Paul-Pittman have all been amongst the goals whilst new 'keeper Nikki Bull is showing signs of being the imperious permanent netminder fans hoped for following loanee Tom Heaton's return to Manchester United at the end of last season.

A re-jigged defence, added to by the acquisition of influential young centre-back, Dave Winfield, combined with a rejuvenated and punchy midfield completes an exciting array of talent.

Expectations are high and growing further still so a victory on Saturday is vitally important to maintain the momentum. Morecambe will not be a straightforward game though. The Shrimpers' squad includes the prolific lower league striker Phil Jevons, who is no stranger to Wycombe fans after his spell at Yeovil Town.

His possible strike partner, Paul Mullin, spoilt Wycombe's opening day in 2007 when he netted the only goal in a 1-0 defeat to Accrington Stanley.

Gary Waddock is aware of the hype surrounding his team prior to the season opener and he's just as excited as the fans about beginning the new campaign. He told the official website,

"Hopefully the fans have enjoyed what they've seen so far and there's more to come from us. It'd be great to see a big crowd for the first game and more importantly, we want to give them something to cheer about by collecting all three points."

Hopefully the Blues will guard against complacency and get three points on the board early on before a Carling Cup hiatus against Millwall, followed by a difficult trip to bogey ground Edgeley Park, home of Stockport County. Then there is the small matter of the 'M40 derby' against newly-promoted Oxford United. Real football is back.

Monday 12 July 2010

In Focus: Wycombe's Summer Signings

Football players these days don't tend to hang around at a club much longer than a Wycombe Wanderers finance director. That aside, we'll be hoping that our new charges stick and are in it for the long-haul, just like messrs Ryan, Brown, Cousins and Carroll were.

With the help of the fans of Aldershot Town, Brentford and Yeovil Town, we're running the rule over the new recruits and garnering opinion from those who have witnessed their performances first hand. Were they sad to see them leave or completely indifferent?

Brentford were the most accommodating lot once I'd been instructed to sign up for their message board. The Aldershot moderator invited me to join however it seems he/she can't be arsed to verify my membership and the comments from Aldershot and Yeovil are thusly the result of me scouring their forums.

So, we’ll start with the contingent from Brentford. Goalkeeper Nikki Bull played for the Bees and the general consensus was he is 'short as shit for a goalie' as one fan put it. I'm not entirely sure what you can read into that. Manchester City's Shay Given isn't too shabby for a relatively short goalkeeper.

Their thoughts on defender Danny Foster and striker Ben Strevens delved deeper than the previous gem although there was one useful reply to clarify opinion on Bull.

A Bees fan wrote: "Bull had an unlucky season. Having just displaced Lewis Price in goal in September, he suffered an injury that kept him out until April. By that time we had Szczesny, so Bull was never going to get a look in. He was called upon off the bench though at Southend in April and a couple of great saves meant we got a point when we were effectively playing with 9 men given the number of injuries we suffered in that game."

One poster had these opinions: (On Foster) "He isn't the greatest defender and certainly not ambitious in crossing the half-way line, but if you are looking for a steady, decent league two full-back - he'll be fine. (sic)

"I don't think we ever saw what we expected from Ben Strevens - he's quite a neat and tidy front-man but the one thing in his favour is that he doesn't stop working. And he scores his goals from inside the six-yard box, so you'll need to get balls in there for him!"

Should Wycombe win promotion and re-ignite the master plan of reaching the Championship, it will be interesting to see how many of the new contingent would be still be included given some Bees fans misgivings on our signing's supposed limitations further up the football pyramid.

As one Bees fan said: "I was very pleased that they all moved on, they are not bad players but also they are not what you need for where we hope to go. I would say that honest sums up Strevens and steady is good for Foster. I would suggest that Bull is short for bullshit but he's your average lower league keeper."

So, Strevens is going to need Kevin Betsy to dribble around the opposition team and then generously pass him the ball, good luck there Ben. Meanwhile Danny Foster will defend his territory bullishly without making too many inroads into the attacking half of the pitch. Bull might be another run of the mill goalkeeper.

Scott Shearer was a good shot-stopper however what we need is a commanding presence, something Bull can hopefully provide to a defence that for large swathes of last season was woefully disorganised.

Our friends in Hampshire, Aldershot Town, have a vociferous contingent who were none too pleased by the manner of defender Dave Winfield's departure.

Some feel that Winfield, who had allegedly agreed in principle to sign a new contract with the Shots upon his return from a holiday, has turned his back on his boyhood club, displaying a lack of class. Others are more forgiving. Politics aside, here's what they say about the lad.

One fan isn't too fussed he's left: "Waddock has just smooth talked him. Simple really. He will be on the bench for most of the season."

Another wished him all the best: "Those who have ever met, spoken to or spent time with Dave will all agree, I'm 100% sure, that the guy is a true gentleman, as polite as you could ever expect a footballer to be..and a true professional in terms of the way he approaches the game. If you believe the parting shot of a manager bitterly disappointed that he has lost a "potential future captain" and allow it to tarnish the view that you have of Dave, then so be it." (sic)

In signing a potential future captain and already having a former Shots captain in Adam Hinshelwood (subject to contract agreement), we should have a few leaders amongst the squad.

Yeovil Town fans didn't seem to say much about midfielder Kieran Murtagh other than that he will be a "quality player at this level". Likewise, Shots fans didn't appear to dwell too much on the departure of defender Andy Sandell. Either that or I’m just too lazy to dig deeper. Meh.

Wednesday 7 July 2010

Ryanair's Potential Departure From Bournemouth Would Be Disastrous

Love it or loathe it, Irish airline, Ryanair, the budget way to fly with no frills. has become synonymous with Bournemouth Airport.

Thousands take advantage of cheap flights locally to get away to destinations such as Alicante, where nearby there is a significant ex-pat population.

If the rumours emerging this morning are true, Ryanair could be about to pull the plug on its operations from Bournemouth, potentially bringing about job losses and travel misery to the thousands of locals who had become reliant on their services.

Speaking as a foreign exchange cashier, I know first-hand that despite Ryanair's often questionable reputation with regards to service, most people are prepared to put up with the downside for a couple of hours to reach their intended destination.

Many of our customers are elderly or retired, seeing Bournemouth as a far easier option than making the long drive to Gatwick. They have relatives abroad and it would become much harder for them to visit should Ryanair cease flying from Bournemouth Airport.

Given Ryanair's relative success in flying from Bournemouth and long-standing relationship with the airport, dating back to 1996, it will be interesting to see them justify their reasoning should they halt their operations in the area.

Bournemouth's brand new £45 million terminal would no doubt suffer greatly should the worst happen with only Thomson remaining its primary user.

Keep reading Arm Chairs & Deck Chairs for the full story and reaction.

Sunday 4 July 2010

Dust Settles Following Wycombe's Relegation Campaign

Willi's Wycombe

Following a dismal 2009/2010 season, where Wycombe Wanderers succumbed to relegation from League One, the dust is beginning to settle ahead of their pre-season preparations. Manager Gary Waddock has already begun the re-building process with numerous out of contract players not being offered new terms.

Unlike the build-up to last season, the management team have acted promptly and decisively to bring in a glut of new faces. Gary Waddock was always keen to mould a side in his own image with new signings cherry-picked from his former club, Aldershot Town, amongst a host of others, coming in.

The flurry of news emanating from Wycombe doesn't merely make reference to changes amongst the playing staff. Local news outlets have also reported on a proposal to lay a plastic pitch at Adams Park.

Wycombe owner Steve Hayes espoused the benefits of a fourth generation artificial pitch back in May, citing examples from rugby, namely the pitch of Guinness Premiership side, Newcastle Falcons. Aside from being advantageous to the playing side, Hayes is convinced switching to an artificial pitch could have commercial benefits too.

He told The Bucks Free Press, “The amount of money it costs to keep a really good pitch is way in excess of £75k a year, and all you can do is play football and rugby on it. With an artificial surface we could be staging all sorts of events – concerts, you name it – every night."

Although should changes be made to the playing surface, the club would have to negotiate some way around Premier League and Football League regulations that forbid surfaces that are not predominantly natural grass. In addition, should the club wish to host non-football events, they would be subject to the agreement of Wycombe District Council.

In the end of season fall-out, Hayes was also quick to publically set his targets for the upcoming campaign, with anything but promotion seen as a professional and financial failure.

"We have to go up next year. Gary knows it and everyone knows it. We don’t want to wait around another year in that division, the aim is to go up automatically and we want to do it in a blaze of glory" he told The Bucks Free Press.

With regards to the playing personnel, there has been a radical shake-up. Kevin Betsy, Alex Revell, Matt Bloomfield, John Mousinho, Adam Hinshelwood and Steve Arnold were all offered new deals with utility man Mousinho deciding to join Stevenage Borough whilst striker Alex Revell has opted to join Leyton Orient instead.

Midfielder cum forward Kevin Betsy has signed a new deal in his second spell with the club and the Blues' longest-serving player, midfielder Matt Bloomfield, has also signed new terms following his resurgence at the end of last season.

Meanwhile those released are Scott Shearer, Joe Cobb, Lewis Hunt, Luke Oliver, Lewwis Spence, Dean Keates, Kevin McLeod and Matt Harrold. First year pro George Daly has also been released without making a First Team appearance and Tom Heaton, Julian Kelly and Alan Bennett have returned to their parent clubs.

Arriving at Adams Park are 28 year-old goalkeeper Nikki Bull from Brentford. Waddock is familiar with Bull with the 'keeper previously playing for Aldershot Town. Central defender Dave Winfield, 22, has also joined from Aldershot.

Wycombe have also swooped to bring in Brentford duo, Danny Foster, 25, and experienced striker, 30 year-old Ben Strevens. Foster is seen as the ideal replacement for the outgoing Lewis Hunt whilst Strevens is a familiar face, having played against Wycombe for Barnet and Dagenham and Redbridge.

Young midfielder, Kieran Murtagh, 21, has signed from Yeovil Town. Murtagh scored against the Wanderers last season and the Blues reportedly fought off competition from a number of clubs to secure his signature.

Replacing former captain Craig Woodman, who has since moved to Brentford, is another signing from Aldershot, left-back, Andy Sandell.

Wycombe have moved to form a potent strike force having struggled for goals last term. Aside from the addition of Strevens, the Blues have brought in striker Scott Rendell from Peterborough United. The 23 year-old failed to secure a starting berth at Posh but has enjoyed some successful loan spells, including last season at Torquay United where he scored 12 goals in 35 League Two games.

Wycombe will begin their pre-season campaign of friendlies barely a few days after this summer's World Cup has finished. The Blues face local outfit Chesham United at The Meadow before facing other non-league sides including Hayes and Yeading and Uxbridge.

Marquee home games include friendlies against Championship side and local rivals, Reading, on Saturday 24 July (kick-off 3pm) and a highly anticipated match against a Chelsea XI on Thursday 29 July (kick-off 7.45pm).

The beginning of the Football League season sees Wycombe open their League Two campaign against Morecambe on Saturday 7 August. The following week the Blues travel up north to meet old sparring partners, Stockport County. The Blues will renew another rivalry with Oxford United arriving at Adams Park on Saturday 21 August.

Refreshingly, Wycombe have moved fast in the transfer market to bolster the squad. There look to be some exciting additions with Ben Strevens, Scott Rendell, Jon Paul-Pittman and Stuart Beavon set to fiercely compete for starting-places up-front.

Willi's Wycombe
will be analysing the ins and outs besides looking ahead in earnest to what will be a crucial 2010/2011 season.

Expectations are high as Wycombe seek automatic promotion to avoid more potential play-off heartbreak. Steve Hayes and co. will not tolerate another five seasons in the Football League's bottom tier. The fans will not accept financial meltdown in the pursuit of glory. It's imperative that this precarious balance is achieved.

Wednesday 30 June 2010

We'll Fight the 'Germans' on the Beaches and Outside Pubs

One unfortunate gentleman in High Wycombe, sporting a German national team football shirt on Sunday, was assaulted after leaving the Antelope Pub.

The 31-year-old man was punched but reportedly not injured following the game. Thought to be English, word on the web is that the man in question was making a nuisance of himself in the pub and revelling in England's 4-1 demise at the feet of arch-rivals, Germany.

We're a civilised folk here at Arm Chairs & Deck Chairs so we do not advocate groups of marauding hooligans assaulting members of the public for their footballing allegiances however perhaps this chap should have been more tactful given the sensitive nature of the game and distastrous outcome for England.

Pub manager Shane Mcdougall claimed staff offered him a different t-shirt to wear, an offer that was refused, and told him to leave for his own safety after he appeared to be getting a 'bit excited'.

In an ideal world, Wycombe fans would freely wear their colours in Oxford or Colchester pubs and vice versa but sadly this is not possible. No doubt the gentlemen knew the kind of trouble he was likely to encounter and whilst he didn't deserve to be assaulted, he probably went home knowing that it was not wholly unexpected, given his desire to not pursue any complaint.

Tuesday 29 June 2010

Winton Carnival 2010

Winton Recreation Ground was the setting for the annual Winton Carnival, held on Saturday 26 June. The parade started out on Wimborne Road and went through the suburb with floats, buses, cheerleaders, men in Batman costumes and a plethora of local organisations represented.

With the perfect vantage point as the parade neared its conclusion on Maxwell Road before entering the Recreation Ground, it was fantastic to see such a well-organised and vibrant display of local colour considering the size of the suburb.

Into the main event itself and there was an impressive array of stalls and entertainment to keep everyone occupied. I managed to muster a 50mph best when attempting to break the 68mph record at the football 'speed shot' attraction.

I was also encouraged to go on the waltzer and the ride that involved standing in a cage whilst being rotated at great speed.

One issue I did have was that I thought I remembered the Carnival as being advertised as finishing at 10pm with live bands playing into the evening. There were some fantastic acts, especially the Cuban band, though they were playing throughout the afternoon and the Carnival appeared to wind down at about 7.30pm.

Nevertheless, it was another great day out and one which attracted thousands of visitors. The locals seem to actively embrace the event and long may it continue, a big thank you from Arm Chairs & Deck Chairs goes to the Carnival Committee and the Winton Community Forum for organising and supporting the festivities.

Monday 7 June 2010

How Safe Do You Feel in Charminster?

Following a recent serious sexual assault on a 36 year-old Ringwood woman in Iddesleigh Road, Charminster, questions have been raised about the general safety of the area.

Iddesleigh Road itself flanks the cemetery and some of its pavements are obscured by the overhanging trees. The woman in question was subjected to the horrific attack on Sunday May 30 at around 5am.

Charminster's 'strip' of shops, clubs, bars and takeaways has people wandering up and down at all times of the day and night. As you venture into the labyrinthine streets, there are often people skulking around too.

Most of these people of course are completely innocent and are just going about their business however the area is known to be a haven for a criminal minority.

Brothels, drug dealers and an array of folk of ill repute all either exist or reside in the suburb and mix with the law abiders.

Locals know of these activities and some have expressed anger, fear, a sense of helplessness and a multitude of other emotions when describing the state of Charminster and the effect crime is having on the area.

Their feelings on walking in the area, day or night, are much the same. Whilst it can be an exciting, invigorating experience to spend an evening in cosmopolitan 'Charmy', there is also a sense of being on edge, especially if walking alone late at night.

Charminster's police community support unit urgently needs to reassure residents that the area is a safe place to visit and with the support of their colleagues, root out the undesirable element that is a blight on this otherwise exhilirating part of Bournemouth.


If you witnessed the attack on May 30 at around 5am or have any information regarding the man, call police on 01202 222222 or the free and anonymous Crimestoppers line, 0800 555 111.

Thursday 27 May 2010

We Will Be Back Soon!

Please let me apologise for the impromptu hiatus of late. Owing to a punishing work and social schedule, I haven't been able to post for a few weeks. Never fear, Arm Chairs & Deck Chairs will be back soon, covering more from Bournemouth and High Wycombe, including Wycombe Wanderers F.C.

There have been a lot of developing stories over the past few weeks, including developments in the Heather Barnett case and the verdict in the Ralph Millward trial has been announced. I'll be looking at these stories and more in the coming weeks.

I'm also looking for more contributions so if you have a passion for news from in and around Bournemouth or High Wycombe, please feel free to get in touch with some ideas! Simply email willgeldart@hotmail.co.uk and I'll reply as soon as possible.

WilliWycombe

Tuesday 11 May 2010

Bournemouth's Lap Dancing Clubs Under Threat

Bournemouth has undergone many changes in the last decade. Once seen as merely a retirement haven for the blue rinse brigade, the town has seen a transformation. The 'happiest place in the UK' now boasts a vibrant night-time economy, buzzing student community and of course, seven miles of beautiful beaches.

It's also home to a number of lap dancing clubs. For better or worse, Spearmint Rhino, Wiggle and For Your Eyes Only, to name a few, drag in the punters eager to see copious amounts of flesh.

Their position in the town could be under threat. Bournemouth borough's licencing board headed by Steve Wright have asked that local residents have a greater say in where lap dancing clubs are opened.

The current legislation means councils have little power to impose restrictions on the clubs however the board have indicated they are prepared to adopt section 27 of the Policing and Crime Act 2009.

This will afford them powers to control areas such as opening times and exterior appearance plus giving them the opportunity to refuse to grant or renew a licence.

Mr Wright stipulated that the council are only just beginning to define a policy. The measures enacted will mean such establishments will have to apply for a sexual entertainment licence besides a licence to run a club and sell alcohol.

He added, “Local people will be able to make written representations on an application for a lap-dancing club on the grounds that it would be inappropriate, given the character of the area, or if it would be located in an area that is primarily residential."

So what defines a particular establishment as a place of sexual entertainment? I'm assuming that the guidelines mean an abode where such services are paid for.

Even so, there are known places in the Bournemouth area where gentlemen can visit to meet gorgeous women. Apparently they only pay for the canapes and ambience and anything sexual that occurs between consentual adults is just an added bonus and not part of the service. Do they requre a licence for such sexual entertainment?

Likewise, would a group of amorous forty-year olds who nip round a mate's house for a go on her newly fitted pole need to apply for a licence? I suppose it's subject to debate whether you classify anything that might go on as 'entertainment', let alone that of the sexual variety.

Also, what of the boozy lads night in? There's probably more perverse, homo-erotic nudity going on there than you can shake a stick at. Get a bunch of guys together, some supermarket vodka and a Twister mat and you've practically got an orgy on your hands.

So what's the future for lap dancing clubs in the town? If they have to apply for licence renewals every year, what are the chances of them being turned down?

Bournemouth isn't exactly Amsterdam and there aren't ladies with their red lights on enticing gentlemen into their cramped rooms so the exterior perhaps isn't such a problem.

The big deal then must lie in the service they offer. The fact remains though, you don't have to go in, especically if you're likely to be offended. Perhaps they're best kept in the open and not forced underground. The potentially criminal element lurking around the lap-dancing establishments can then be monitored if needs be.

Even the more liberal members of society probably don't want a lap-dancing club opened in the middle of a residential street. It'll be interesting though to see if the council act on existing clubs and impose any restrictions or perhaps go further and shut them down altogether. Does Bournemouth need lap-dancing? With the attractions if offers, especially to weekend visitors, some might say, it does.

Wednesday 5 May 2010

Things To Do in Bournemouth: Eating Out

Bournemouth is home to a diverse set of international cuisine, from Moorish, Turkish and Korean to the more established Thai, Chinese and Indian. Also, as in most towns with a significant student population, there are the usual assortment of takeaways to grab a quick bite or in some cases, to sober up.

On my jaunts around the Bournemouth restaurant scene, I've had the pleasure of dining in ambient atmospheres with friendly service. Some of the food was fantastic and some of it could perhaps be described as slightly bland however thankfully, no experience has been awful.

Here is a brief summary of some of the places I've eaten with a mini-review. Please note, I can't necessarily remember what I'd eaten in each one as some of the visits were a long time ago!

-Barolo, Wimborne Road, Winton

Barolo is a popular Italian restaurant, close to the hub of Winton and within an easy 15 minute bus journey from town. I remember it being quite a large restaurant however the dimmed lights afforded it an intimate quality. Patrons seemed happy enough to wile away a few hours just sitting at the well-stocked bar, chatting with the barmaids, waitresses and owners. Our waiter was very keen to make sure everything was satisfactory, albeit sometimes too keen and bordering on intrusive but never crossing the line. Good service, smart restuarant, fairly good food.

-Bedouin, Charminster Road, Charminster

Ah yes. "We came to Bournemouth and moored in Charminster. It's Moorish, very Moorish" reads the banner at the front of the restaurant. If this slightly bizarre headline doesn't catch your attention, then the throng of Arab gentlemen who often stand outside chatting away will, symbolising Bedouin as a focal point in their community. Inside, there is a smallish restaurant where it can feel a bit cramped however this could be merely because it always seems to be full. In another room, young men smoke shisha pipes and do some more socialising. Good, flavoursome Tunisian and Moorish food with lots of new tastes, unfamiliar to the British pallete. Try a Moorish coffee. Hint: It's nothing like traditional coffee but give it a go.

-Nippon Inn, Charminster Road, Charminster


If you haven't tried Japanese cuisine, there's no better place to sample it then the Nippon Inn, Charminster. I'm not particularly a great seafood or fish eater myself but even I enjoyed the maki sushi, washed down with the Japanese wine, sake. We had one of the specials too which I must confess I can't remember the full name of. Yellow-tail something? I'm sorry. Alas, it went down well and the tiny pieces were also served with ginger and the customary wasabi sauce (very hot!) to give a distinctive taste. The waitresses were extremely friendly and even taught us some Japanese and wished to see us soon. They also had green-tea ice cream, a taste sensation! Try something different if you haven't already and give this very reasonably priced, quality eatery a go.

-Dragon Inn, Wimborne Road, Winton


OK, so I've never had a sit-down meal here but they've long been our preferred Chinese takeaway. For personal service from some of the friendliest staff around, who will offer the odd freebie depending on how much you spend, make this your choice for Chinese. Oh and the food isn't bad either. In fact, my girlfriend assures me that the Singapore rice noodles are a particular favourite.

-Aruba, Pier Approach

I'll be honest here. For a night out, I wouldn't recommend Aruba, it's just not my thing but that is a personal preference. In daytime though, their tasty fusion food, though on the pricey side, is worth sampling. If you're lucky, you can also get a view looking out to sea. Do they still have that parrot at the entrance too?

-Tuk Tuk Thai, Charminster Road, Charminster


I took my girlfriend out here for one of our anniversaries as she loves Thai food. Tuk Tuk Thai is another one of those intimate restaurants, with complementary decor and an authentically traditional menu. The beef strips that I had that night were particularly good. If you want to try something different, have the hot Fisherman's Soup.

-La Tasca, the Square, town centre

La Tasca is the only chain restaurant on this list, tucked away on the edge of the Square. I've never visited its neighbour, Tapas Plus so can't comment there on whether it being an independent merits it being a more authentic experience. Still, La Tasca, a Spanish tapas bar, though not cheap, is cheerful. I'm a big fan of the decor and mood lighting and they do a pretty good paella too. There's lots to choose from so you won't go home hungry.


-Places that have been recommended to me

Eye of the Tiger, Baan Thai (both Old Christchurch Road, town centre)

Sunday 2 May 2010

Wycombe Wanderers Relegated to League Two

Willi's Wycombe

It was always going to take a herculean effort to avoid relegation and Wycombe Wanderers finally succumbed to their fate following a 2-0 defeat in east London to Leyton Orient. In recent weeks, the Blues had given their fans renewed hope of avoiding the drop and completing the greatest of escapes. They went into Saturday's clash with the O's on the back of three victories and a draw.

Wanderers were five points off safety with only two games left and had to beat Orient to retain any hope of survival. As it turned out, Tranmere Rovers and Gillingham, the two sides directly above Wycombe, both won their games against Millwall and Southampton respectively.

Wycombe, roared on by a vocal travelling contingent, toiled with the home side however their resolve was broken twelve minutes from time by Ryan Jarvis. Ex-Wanderer Scott McGleish added the decisive second goal in the final minutes of the game.

Following the disappointment of relegatiom, the overwhelming feeling emanating from the stands appears to be one of hope for next season. No doubt there will be plenty of changes in personnel as manager Gary Waddock seeks to further imprint his own stamp on the team. Only a few members of the current first-team look likely to take their place in next season's starting line-up.

Wanderers will now return to League Two, just one season after gaining promotion. In their Football League history, the Blues have spent ten seasons in the third tier and inclusive of next season, will have participated in seven campaigns in the fourth.

In truth, despite the spirited end of season run, Wycombe never managed to muster a positive set of results significant enough to secure their League One status. There were brief moments when it looked as if the team were about to spark into life, including two 'doubles' over Millwall and Bristol Rovers. Sadly, these were fleeting and thumpings at the hands of Yeovil and Brighton combined with slip-ups against fellow strugglers Oldham Athletic and Exeter City meant relegation always seemed inevitable.

Upon examination, the Blues can have few complaints with their demise. The team have leaked seventy-six goals and have one final game to negotiate, a relegation decider against Gillingham. Recriminations have begun with some fans already pointing to the damaging effect Steve Hayes' protracted pre-season takeover/coup had on events on the pitch.

Whatever protestations certain groups or individuals have made, the difficult task of re-building a squad capable of challenging for promotion next year is of paramount importance. The 2009/2010 season will ultimately be deemed a failure however if the owner's ambitions are to be met, a successful 2010/2011 term is vital.

Tuesday 27 April 2010

'Quiet Argument' Leads to Bloody Mess in Winton, Bournemouth

Browsing through local news stories on Monday morning, I was shocked and surprised to see a story about a man having his face slashed in a quiet neighbourhood. There was a part of me thinking, 'I wonder if it was near me.'

To my horror, it was! The tree-lined environs of Maxwell Road, Winton, opposite a popular park which families frequent, witnessed a scene usually reserved for the less desirable parts of the town. If that sounds snobbish then maybe it is, however, factually, it's not a churlish statement to make.

These type of incidents are rare in Winton. Even the described nature of the event ensured the attack was almost in keeping with the surroundings. On a quiet Saturday morning, one resident working in their front garden at the time told the Echo, “I did not hear anything at first,” he said. “It must have been a very quiet argument.”

Perhaps we shouldn't over-react to this incident. According to crime statistics from Dorset Police, violent crime fell 14% between April 2007 and April 2008. Incidences of 'violence against the person' are listed as falling 16%.

It should also be mentioned that the men involved in the stabbing are alleged to have been known to each other, with the perpetrator fleeing in the direction of Charminster Road. Despite this caveat, no one wants to witness a couple of mates wielding various sharp instruments at each other over a supposedly quiet tiff in a residential street where families are likely to be nearby.

Let's hope this story is a one-off and not indicative of the oft described 'Broken Britain' encroaching upon this pleasant suburb of Bournemouth.

Saturday 24 April 2010

Things to do in Bournemouth: The Bournemouth Balloon

The Bournemouth Balloon, formerly known as the Bournemouth Eye, enjoys a prime location in Bournemouth Gardens in the centre of the town. Passengers can expect panoramic views for miles around (on a clear day). For about a tenner, they can witness this allegedly breathtaking experience and it's generally considered one of the stellar attractions in the town.

Late on Thursday afternoon, a group of passengers boarded the tethered balloon, no doubt looking forward to the aforementioned experience. Having had the standard fifteen minute ride, they probably didn't bargain on being stuck up in the air for a total of two hours.

An electrical fault was cited as the cause of the elongated ride. Staff had to frantically work to fix the problem and get the passengers down to earth in clear but chilly conditions. Foreign language student Andreina Martinez was one of the party left hanging and she said, “It was getting cold.”

University student Mishaal Albuaynin chose to eschew his fellow passenger's brevity, preferring to elaborate. He told reporters, “I’ve been in Bournemouth for two years. That was my first and last time in the balloon.”

Despite the unfortunate nature of this incident, let's not get carried away. Whatever individual thoughts are on the worthiness of the Balloon experience, it's probably best to avoid the Echo auto-responder list of comments.

'Typical Bournemouth, what a mess' would perhaps fall into this category. The most imaginative so far appears to be "Real ballooning is much better, rather than this toy thing in Bournemouth gardens." (sic). This comes from the aptly named 'likestocomplain', maybe a satirical nod towards the usual standard of Echo reader responses.

Sunday 18 April 2010

John Hampden Hockey Team Stranded by the Ash Cloud

"Never mind, it's only John Hampden", says this bitter ex-St. Bernardian. Over the road from John Hampden Grammar School, High Wycombe, those of us who attended St. Bernard's Catholic School didn't have the luxury of hockey trips to Greece.

With a plethora of individual ash cloud stories, it is no surprise that the Bucks Free Press have chosen their own. The under 16 hockey team from the Wycombe school had been due to return home following a successful trip in which they became the first team to beat the Greek Under 21 national side and they were the first touring group since the gold winning Australian Olympians of 2000.

Owing to the ongoing restrictions on flights amid safety fears, twenty-six students and three teachers are stranded in the Greek capital of Athens. Deputy headteacher Andrew Wright informed the local newspaper that the group of boys "Are coping extremely well. They've spent most of the day in the hotel lobby playing computer games and listening to iPods, so they're a little bored but in good spirits.

Has history forsaken the curriculum at John Hampden or are the teachers worried about letting their precious winners outside in case their healthy, pink lungs should become encased in poisonous ash and they all start foaming at the mouths?

The deputy head went on to say that they'd be let out for a "long lunch-break." Granted, re-booking accomodation was hassle enough but come on, you're in Athens! Take them out and show them a bit of culture. Or would that involve a separate risk assessment? Perhaps the children aren't covered by the insurance in case of a medical emergency prompted by an 'act of God.' Perhaps that's just Hampden for you. Bunch of sissies. I'm not bitter...

Thursday 15 April 2010

Wycombe Wanderers Still Living in Hope of the Greatest Escape

Willi's Wycombe

Wycombe Wanderers claimed their first win in nine games last Saturday as they defeated Hartlepool United 2-0 at Adams Park. This was followed on Tuesday night by a trip to the Wirral to face fellow strugglers, Tranmere Rovers. Wycombe secured a rare set of successive victories, thrashing their hosts 3-0.

These two wins, coming at the tail-end of a largely miserable season, have re-ignited faint hopes of what would surely be the greatest of escapes. The Blues remain six points away from Gillingham who occupy the final position of safety however their inferior goal difference would still see them relegated, should that decisive caveat prove a determining factor.

The Blues have been here before. In the depths of winter last December, wins against Millwall, Brentford and Stockport reduced the margin between them and safety to a similar fraction of points. Even as recently as February, following draws against Brentford and Southampton and a second victory against Millwall, fans were plotting the Chairboys' escape route.

Only the dismal month of March appeared to extinguish any chances of survival as the supporters were beginning to bitterly reflect on the problems affecting all aspects of the club.

In truth, March and early April were a time of missed opportunities and a reflection of the disappointing reality that Wycombe were probably not good enough to remain in League One. The haunting spectre of relegation had loomed large throughout a campaign that until Tuesday night, had only seen six successes.

These recent two wins, scoring five goals and earning two clean sheets in the process, could represent a reversal in fortunes. Striker Alex Revell had only claimed one goal since arriving on loan from Southend at the beginning of the year. This was a penalty away at Bristol Rovers in January.

Against Hartlepool, however, he produced a Man of the Match display and scored twice against Tranmere, one a clever chip over a stranded goalkeeper. Matt Bloomfield has also returned to the side and is starting to reproduce the form that made Wycombe's current longest serving player a fans' favourite.

Wycombe manager Gary Waddock has attempted to create an emphasis on exciting, attacking football since his arrival. Speaking about the end of season run-in, he told wwfc.com, "We want to win every game - that's how me and Martin (Kuhl) go about it. We want to be on the front foot and be attack-minded."

Waddock's sentiments have been re-iterated throughout his tenure. Now that their action is combined with the resurgence of the team and individual players, hopefully it won't be a case of 'too little, too late'.

Players and fans alike will be hoping that these omens bode well for a memorable end of season. The fact remains though, only victories against MK Dons, Swindon, Leyton Orient and Gillingham can turn the pipedream of survival into an almost unfathomable reality.

Tuesday 13 April 2010

March 2010 Podcast Now Online

To hear the best of the blog from March 2010, visit our Podbean hosting site at http://williwycombe.podbean.com. It's very Bournemouth-centric this time round but next month this will be evened out and will see the return of the Wycombe Wanderers review as we approach the end of the season.

Happy listening!

Saturday 10 April 2010

Raymond Blanc vs Jungs-Beaconsfield's Continental Conundrum

The celebrity chef, Raymond Blanc, has been granted permission to open a French patisserie in Beaconsfield. Plans for Maison Blanc were approved on Wednesday by South Bucks District Council.

No doubt the establishment will be a huge hit with the 'Hooray Henrys' and their spouses who inhabit the leafy environs of South Bucks. There will undoubtedly be a clamour for Mr. Blanc's speciality breads and French confections as cafe culture continues to thrive in the town.

Some residents, however, are concerned about the impact the opening will have on family-owned bakery Jungs, situated directly opposite. For the uninitiated, Jungs is a small chain with shops in Beaconsfield and Gerrards Cross. Amongst other cakes and pastries that they offer, one is, or certainly used to be, the chocolate banana. The title of this inspired combination is pretty self-explanatory, the taste is sublime.

Those vowing to continue their support for Jungs include a Seer Green resident who did not want to named. They told the Bucks Free Press, “It would be very sad if Jungs started to struggle and I would want to give them all the help I could."

Hopefully both patisseries can thrive alongside each other and mutually benefit the town. A chain attached to a celebrity chef is always going to prove popular, especially in a well-heeled market town.

It would be naive and dewy eyed to ignore the fact that the competition will revolve somewhat around the bottom line of business. Still, let's hope residents don't forget about the family-owned chain that has preceded some of them and continue to support local, quality produce at the heart of the community.

Bournemouth and Dorset Ready to Show Its Support for England

Let's get past the slightly jingoistic title of this blog and its sub-text and permit ourselves to revel in a minor victory over political correctness. Whilst other areas of the country are banning people wearing England football shirts in pubs this summer, Dorset Police and pubs and clubs in the conurbation have hit back.

The police and local bar owners have revealed their stance, stating that they'll be more than happy for people to nail their national colours to the mast.

A spokesperson for the force told the Daily Echo that their approach will be "proportionate and intelligence led", adding "Our priority is to ensure that all people wishing to celebrate the tournament can do so and in a way that is safe and enjoyable for all".

In other areas, police have already sounded out certain parts of the country where they believe shirt-wearing fans could cause trouble. The Metropolitan Police have already issued warnings to pubs screening forthcoming World Cup matches in Croydon, urging them to apply dress codes that outlaw England shirts. The authorities in the capital have claimed they're desperate to avoid outbreaks of violence, especially if England lose.

It would be nice if those of us who wish to swill imported lager and wear a garment that was probably stitched abroad could support our national side in peace. We're not all members of the English Defence League (EDL) and we're not about to march through Bournemouth Square declaring white supremacy.

In an age where the loss of English national pride is mourned as culture becomes a homogenised, Americanised gloop, it would make a refreshing change if we could still cling to the typical elements of our Englishness-namely throwing up in a heap after a defeat on penalties as we relentlessly berate our footballing icons.

In that spirit, well done to Will Bowling, manager of Dukes in Barrack Road, Christchurch for upholding these rights of passage as we prepare for another summer of potential heartbreak. His establishment will assess the risks of individual matches and act accordingly.

Minus the occasional oddball, Mr. Bowling offered this insightful nugget, stating "To be honest I would think more trouble comes out of the club games."

Car stickers and flags should be compulsory for all. Yellow Buses should be painted with the St. George's cross. Most importantly, we should be able to proudly bear the Three Lions. After all, win or lose, the shirts will probably disappear as a throng of heavily tattooed, corpulent torsos will emerge, ready to cheer on or chastise in symptomatic fashion.

Tuesday 6 April 2010

Wycombe Look Doomed With Only Six To Go

Willi's Wycombe

Wycombe Wanderers' brief stay in League One, following promotion last season, looks to be coming to an end. With only six games of the season remaining, the Blues are nine points away from safety. During a crucial Bank Holiday period, Wanderers lost both of their games and performances have been patchy and not sufficient to merit greater rewards.

In recent weeks, the Blues have been unable to take maximum points from vital encounters. Having found themselves 2-0 up with fifteen minutes to go against Exeter City, they conspired to throw away their advantage and conceded a late equaliser to draw 2-2. Gareth Ainsworth had found a way through the Exeter defence and held firm to poke his finish through visiting 'keeper Paul Jones. Stuart Beavon doubled the lead as his shot deflected off the underside of the unfortunate Jones, to trickle into the net.

The away side had been tidy throughout and retained posession well until their indiscretions that lead to Wycombe scoring. It was only a lack of cutting edge that had stopped them from turning their territorial dominance into something more meaningful. Their fightback began when Liam Sercombe steadied himself on the edge of the Wycombe box and hit the ball superbly into the right-hand corner of Tom Heaton's goal to reduce the deficit. Wycombe's defensive line attempted to play Richard Logan offside however their disjointed effort could not stop the substitute racing through to equalise and send the Devonian side's fans delirious.

This crushing result needed to be rectified the following week at the Weston Homes Community Stadium, the first time Wycombe had visited the new home of old rivals, Colchester United. By all accounts, despite falling a goal behind on the hour mark to Ian Henderson's goal, Wycombe had managed to frustrate the home team. The Blues did manage to salvage something from the game. Deep into stoppage-time, Gareth Ainsworth's dubious contact from a Matt Philips cross incensed the U's and it looked like he handled the ball into the net. Unfortunately, despite this sweet moment of fortune, Wycombe desperately needed to take more from the game.

An Easter holiday double-header saw two defeats which have made the Blues' chances of avoiding the drop extremely slim. Firstly, Wycombe fell to a 2-1 loss to promotion chasing Huddersfield Town. Dean Keates' consolation goal proved not enough to salvage a point. On Easter Monday, Wycombe lost by the same scoreline, this time to mid-table Walsall. The Blues only got going after Adam Hinshelwood had reduced arrears with around twelve minutes left.

Wycombe have still to play fellow strugglers Tranmere Rovers and Leyton Orient however they appear to be heading back to League Two. Wycombe manager Gary Waddock has vowed to not give up hope until relegation is a mathematical certainty although in reality, all he can do now is try to motivate the players to an inspiring finish to the season. The boss will have to decide which squad members are worth keeping hold of and who will be best suited to the challenges ahead next season. On current evidence, a complete re-build may seem like the only viable option.

Thursday 1 April 2010

Bournemouth's Sound Circus to Continue Offering An Alternative

My musical tastes are predominantly northern soul, Motown, reggae, dancehall and 50s and 60s. I suppose you could describe these as 'alternative' when compared to the mainstream and based on the fact that I'm a 24 year old man with a middle-aged musical mindset.

So, whilst I've visited Bournemouth's Sound Circus nightclub on Holdenhurst Road, I wouldn't really describe its musical choice as my cup of tea. That doesn't mean to say I would be in favour of it closing and its loyal band of devotees appear to have won their battle to stop the site becoming a hotel.

Businessman Philip Oram has decided against the hotel plan after an outcry from Sound Circus regulars and stated that he "didn't want to ruin the youngsters' fun." The rockers, goths (are they still called goths?), emos and quirky folk who frequent the nightclub will no doubt be overjoyed.

Congratulations to them for standing up for their right to partake in their own musical party. Ultimately, Oram's decision was commerical as owner Keith Grant points out, the club is doing good business and the public support for Sound Circus highlights the value of the property. Despite this, it's refreshing to see that an alternative will remain amidst the plethora of commerical nightclubs, catering towards the bubblegum market and weekend visitors.

Oram already has plans to turn the former Crank nightclub into 14 two-bed flats. Coupled with the collapse of Richard Carr's club empire, it's important that Bournemouth retains and develops a diverse musical scene as its night time economy battles to stay afloat in a competitive market.

Monday 29 March 2010

How Do You Solve A Problem Like Boscombe?

Nowhere in Bournemouth polarises opinion as much as the coastal suburb of Boscombe. It has struggled to shake off the negative images that have blighted it for so long. Classed as being in the bottom 2% of economically deprived areas in the UK and notorious for drugs and crime, you might be tempted to think that Bournemouth Borough Council's efforts to re-generate the area would be warmly received. The truth is, despite improvements, Boscombe continues to divide residents.

The latest bout of simpering from the Echo has followed recent accolades awarded to Boscombe. Having recently won the 'Pier of the Year' award, the council were given recognition for demonstrating an ability to outline a long-term vision for unlocking the area's potential. This secured them top spot at the Local Government Chronicle Awards. The Boscombe Spa Village Project is a major component in the award winning strategy. It includes introducing new housing stock besides developments along the sea front and the creation of Europe's first artificial surf reef. This vision has sought to revitalise Bournemouth's poorest relation.

In spite of these efforts, Boscombe still has its detractors and in some cases, with good reason. The cosmetic adjustments may have enhanced the area's aesthetic appeal however the jury is still out on whether the changes amount to something more substantial as deep-rooted problems remain. Cheap social housing catering for those on housing benefit, sometimes affected by various addictions, is still prevalent. The streets are still a great attraction to the insalubrious element of society.

Perhaps the council should be given more support. Renovating the beach huts so as to put them out of the price-range of the average resident wasn't the smartest of moves though there does appear to be a method behind such madness. This, coupled with the reef, has aimed to bring about a more bohemian atmosphere and well-heeled 'surf set', willing to both invest and spend disposable income.

There are aspects of the council's plans for Boscombe that are right to be lauded. Problems remain though and Bournemouth residents are starting to become irked by the constant stream of sycophantic, positive reporting from local media outlets. The issues affecting the everyday need to be addressed too in an attempt to heal divisions.

Wednesday 24 March 2010

Reaching Bournemouth's Richmond Hill Would Feel Like the Summit

Walking down Bournemouth's Richmond Hill on the way to catching the bus can be an exhilirating feeling. This might sound like a slightly strange observation but it's a notion that has stuck with me since moving to the town, three years ago. Upon embarking on that first job hunt on one beautiful September morning in 2007, the bustling open space of Bournemouth Square greeted me. This was quickly followed by a trip 'up the hill'.

The towering offices, dominated by Portman House, home to Nationwide, were a gargantuan sight. Bristol and West House, situated opposite, carried an unmistakable air of importance. The Daily Echo offices added further to a sense of metropolitian grandeur. What else is it about this calf-busting hill that appeals?

Could it be the nicotine high one passes through as the hill's transients puff away relentlessly? Is it the historic Norfolk Royale Hotel, a reminder of the charm exuded by memories of the golden age of the British seaside? It is a curious place, casting an almost aloof gaze upon the rest of the town centre. To work here would surely indicate my own arrival into the exclusive club inhabited by those lucky enough to be there every day. I could even have a swift half after work at the trendy Ink Bar. All of these thoughts and emotions have combined, every time I've walked up or down this most enigmatic of hills.

Sunday 21 March 2010

Bounemouth Needs Civically Minded Neighbours

Those of us in the know realise that Bournemouth is a hot-bed of sex, drugs and rock n' roll. This is probably the case in any town and we tend not to mind when it's kept out of sight, out of mind. What about when everyday annoyances build up or criminals begin to openly flaunt their wrongdoings? With all the talk of microchips in bins, increased CCTV, speed cameras and soforth, isn't what we need to tackle everyday problems a more civically minded set of neighbours rather than target driven bureaucrats, busybodies and one issue campaigners, oblivious to the whole range of the debate?

Naturally, reaching recycling targets in the borough represents an important measure of maintaining the council's environmental committment. On the other hand, some people feel fitting microchips to bins seems like unnecessary snooping. Many residents are more concerned with the everyday problems they encounter on the streets of the sprawling suburbs. In the pleasant environs of Winton, one idiot has decided to start shining a laser pen into people's windows. Meanwhile, like a scene out of Quadrophenia, gangs of teens ride their scooters up and down the Winton labyrinth late into the night. The noise of their lawnmower engines is incessant. Then again, I am easily annoyed. Still, as residents, aren't these the kind of issues we should all take an interest in to try and make all of our lives a little bit easier? Granted, we probably can't stop people driving certain vehicles but we could still perform our civic duty and have a moan.

I suppose what really gets on my nerves are the few who blatantly disregard the law. In my previous flat in Winton, I used to regularly see a guy dressed in tracksuit bottoms and a t-shirt traipse his way along at all times of the night or day. Perhaps he's a regular at the gym in Stokewood Road, I thought. Of course, there couldn't possibly be an innocent explanation. It was pointed out to me by a neighbour, months later, that our athletic friend was no more than a well-known local drug dealer. His hazy clients could apparently be seen on the corner of our road collecting their fixes in broad daylight. Now, he was no 'Scarface' but come on, what are the police doing to protect us from this kind of menace? Or, as I've tried to make the point throughout, should we as residents make a stand against the ills we see around us and not rely solely on the authorities? I'm not saying we should break into his house and seize his herbal remedies as there is the chance he could already be under surveillance, but surely, if it's obvious to the community that there is a problem, it will have come to the attention of the police too?

The majority of us law abiding folk probably don't want to see vigilante mobs taking matters into their own hands. Neighbourhood Watch stickers adorn windows and lamp-posts but are these groups all mouth and no action? There is also the danger that sometimes we can lose sight of the bigger picture and end up focusing our energies on specific tangents ('studentification' comes to mind). Whilst it's admirable to pursue solutions to these problems with a passionate zeal, let's ensure the debate encompasses all aspects of civic life.

Saturday 20 March 2010

Students Preferred Gas, Not Meow Meow Back in '07-'08

I might be a grouchy young man but even I make the occasional appearance at student house parties. Why, I was present at THAT party back in 2008. Yes, the one that made national news. The Facebook party. Do people still talk about that? Whilst I tip-toed through the houses of Bournemouth's answer to the cast of Skins, I marvelled at the number of empty little cannisters lying on the floor. Back to them later.

There's been a lot of media attention on 'meow meow', a mephedrone drug, that has recently killed two teens. Although techically legal, we know it's deadly. The Echo ran a piece on Thursday about concerns for Bournemouth University students, some of whom were known to be taking the drug for recreational purposes. 'Students in drug-taking storm' is hardly an original story although given recent circumstances, obviously this particular piece is relevant.

As I alluded to earlier, on my forays into studentdom in Bournemouth, those in the Winton house party scene seemed to be getting their kicks from air-filled cannisters. Dozens of them littered windowsills and floors, like empty bullet shells. Nitrus oxide, or laughing gas, certainly seemed to be the drug of choice. Easily available and legal, plus not as harmful as harder drugs, a quick burst can give an ephemeral high. At least you might be led to believe it's not dangerous. Doctors have argued that long-term use can lead to depression and brain damage. So, the comparisons with 'meow meow' are there. Although if you're looking for those types of highs, you're not likely to listen to warnings from a square like me.

Wycombe Prepare for Last Throw of the Dice

Willi's Wycombe

Blimey, it's been a long time since my last Wycombe Wanderers F.C blog. Unfortunately fortunes haven't improved much and Wycombe approach the final ten games of the season eight points from safety at the time of writing. February showed promise with a win against Millwall and a point against Southampton however a gutting 4-3 defeat to bottom club Stockport County deflated any sense of optimism. Wycombe have since won two points so far this month as they drew 0-0 with Carlisle United and 2-2 at fellow struggers Oldham Athletic, after conceding a last-minute equaliser.

Today's match at Adams Park against Exeter City, six points above the Blues in the final relegation spot, represents a last throw of the dice. Failure to beat Exeter will almost certainly condemn Wycombe to the drop, having begun the season with boasts of 'not being in the league to simply make up the numbers'. Close examination of the season's failings had begun long before this weekend with the
ownership battle in the summer and subsequent fall-out causing irreperable damage to events on the pitch. All of the concerns surrounding the club and tensions within the fractious fan-base will need to be put to one side in a last-ditch effort to save Wycombe from relegation this afternoon. On the bright side, the reserves have made it through to the final of the Bucks and Berks Cup having defeated old rivals Slough Town 1-0 on Tuesday.

Ahead of the game, defender Alan Bennett has had to return to Brentford, leaving Wanderers short of options in central defence although rumours have since emerged that the Irishman could make a dramatic return until the end of the season. More enouraging for the Blues, Reading defender Julian Kelly has extended his loan until the end of the season having made five starts and he netted the winner against Millwall on his debut.

It's been said before but if Wycombe are to start life in League One next season, they desperately need to build momentum. Picking up a few draws and the odd win simply will not do at this stage. Exeter have an abysmal away record, having won just twice on their travels so far this season and it is the perfect opportunity for Wycombe to kick-start a great escape. Next week is a first trip to the new home of bitter rivals Colchester United. To continue the fightback with a win in Essex would be an especially sweet continuation should Wycombe win today. For now though, the result at 4.55pm today is all that matters.


WilliWycombe is an exile from the fair town of High Wycombe, having once been a season ticket holder at Adams Park. He doesn't get to many games these days and his views are those of the exile, on the outside looking in and should be treated thusly.